As Americans it's easy to forget (and hard to admit) thatGreat Britainis the king of reality television. The country produces some of the sexiest and most shameless reality starlets in the world, and if you don't believe us, why, just look at this bikini top from starlet Lauryn Goodman. Reality TV is so pervasive across The Pond that you don't even need to star on a series to be famous. Lauryn is simply the sister ofan Ex On The Beach contestant namedChloe Goodman. But here she is. Basking in the reality TV-tangental spotlight, and looking damn good in the process.

Goodman hit the beach while pregnant in a top that can only be described as "ridiculous." The fact that this green bikini top manages to cover all of her nipples is just a testament to the petiteness of her nips. Because if she was working with Eva Green nips, for examps, oh we'd see 'em. We'd see 'em. For this particular beach outing Goodman is joined by her equally pregnant but sadly overly-covered blonde friendMelissa Reeves.

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