Two Scoops of Ass Cream
When a groundhog sees his shadow on Candlemas, it means that there are six more weeks of winter to come. But this year, Punxsutawney Phil’s decision to retreat back into his hole also heralded a week of joyous tidings for ass-ficionados.
The first “piece” of news concerns callipygous heiress Kim Kardsashian, who missed the Super Bowl to work on her own tight end in a new workout video.
Many people thought that Kim Kardashian had already made a workout video back in 2007 with her then-boyfriend Ray J.
That wasn’t actually a workout video, despite the fact that it exercised more forearm and wrist tendons that Space Invaders, Pac-Man, and Donkey Kong combined.
Kim is aiming this video at her female fans, saying, "For young girls to see exercise videos that have only skinny girls, well, that's something they can't attain. I want this to be something that can be realistic for most girls."
If girls are anything like everyone else, Kim’s body is exactly the kind of thing they want to attain.
Elsewhere in the world of ass, UK pop singer Lily Allen follows up her numerous tit flashes and recent revelation of a threesome with a pair of twincestuous lesbians by aiming her own well-done albeit panty-clad rump roast at a her fans.
It’s as if the pop tart’s sailor suit has given her a new appetite for bum, sodomy, and the lash.
Her eyes seem to be saying, “Calling all semen! The S.S. Lilly Allen has opened up the poop deck for boarding!”
Lily and Kim, Mr Skin spanks you for your bottom from his part.
