Fashion advertising is so frustrating. The soft lighting, the sensual music, the beautiful people rolling around on satin sheets-it all seems to be leading up to something straight out of late-night cable. But then when it's time to get down to boobsiness, they reveal what all this is really about: lipstick. Wait, LIPSTICK?!


Skin Central is not denying that Kate Winslet looks like an alabaster goddess in this ad and her mouth like the moist portal to paradise. But the closest we get to Kate's knockers here is a boob covered with her hand 42 seconds in. Frankly we expected more from the woman who brought us The Reader, Hideous Kinky and eight other lusciously naked roles. The real kicker? The director of the ad is French. Kate Winslet and a French guy and all we get is side boob? Skin Central is composing a one-handed letter of protest right now.