Or, “How to Bust a Nut in Ten Seconds”


From Miami to Mumbai, Kate Hudson’s sexual preferences and peccadilloes are headline news, and with goo(d) reason.

Only last month, Kate was denying that her Sapphic canoodling with an unnamed model in a Miami club said anything about her sexual orientation.

No need to explain, Kate, It’s Miami, mami!

Now Kate is publicly professing her love of pornography. And we’re not talking about “erotica” or sex-positive instructional videos.

“I go right for the hard stuff!” says Kate.

Without being specific, Kate is dropping all the clues a careful listener needs to know what she’s talking about.

Kate is clearly referring to titles like The World Record Anal Gangbang with Victoria Givens, and and the ATM, double-anal, fisting, squirting, nipple-clamping exploits of girls like Ashley Blue, Sasha Grey, Belladonna, and Fleshbot’s current Extreme Pornstar champion Stoya.

Knowledge of Kate’s taste for double-penetration kinkiness suggests a whole new X-rated valence for the title of her recent film You, Me and Dupre, where she appeared with woodsmen Matt Dillon and Owen Wilson.

Depending on how kinky she likes it, Kate may even be thinking of appearing with ex-boyfriend Wilson in a sequel to Marly & Me.