We are ever vigilant here at Skin Central as we monitor the nefarious activities of the Parents Television Council, the most killjoy group of no-fun flesh haters this side of the MPAA. The funny thing is, they're probably doing the same thing to us. (Hi, guys! Good job setting up that Google alert!)
The PTC's newest assault on all things nude is a formal complaint about the prevalence of pixelated nudity on prime time TV, but not because of the confusion it sparks amongst sheltered youngsters who think women's breasts get all fuzzy as soon as they take off their bras.
Their beef with pixelation is that it leaves too little to the imagination, showing the "full body of flesh tones" and thus leading to all sorts of impure thoughts. Some sort of "slippery slope" thing. "[Pixelation] could be perceived to be a closer simulation of complete frontal nudity given that the viewer is seeing all flesh tones," the PTC says.
We aren't fans of pixelation either, but for completely opposite reasons. So whaddaya say, PTC? Truce? After all, the enemy of my enemy is my something something boobs.
Check out the forbidden flesh the PTC doesn't want you to see with prime time nip slips from Nicki Minaj, Janet Jackson and more right here at MrSkin.com!
