Want to enjoy Jessica Alba's juicy, naked, perfectly round ass (getting spanked, no less) from the comfort of your own home? You don't need to dignify that with a response, we know the answer. Here's your guide to this week's breast bets for DVD and Blu-Ray boobage.

Killer Inside Me
After keeping her skincredible body under wraps for an obscenely long time, Jessica "Hot Pants" Alba finally lets that famous butt fly! The Killer Inside Me (2010), a little-seen indie, features Jessica AND Kate Hudson getting their bare booties beaten by Casey Affleck's belt. It's so hot, it'll have you spanking yourself!

Get Him to the Greek
Russell Brand, the disgustingly lucky fiance of cleavagey Katy Perry, goes for laughs in the rock star comedy Get Him to the Greek (2010). Want to get gals out of their clothes? Costar Rose Byrne keeps clothed, but stacked Meddy Ford lets Russell joggle her jugs in the back of a limo. Nice groupie boobies!

Mercy
Scott Caan currently stars in the hit series Hawaii 5-0, but you'll want to lei his Mercy (2010) costars, Wendy Glenn and Whitney Able. Both babes bare their Caans, and you'll be saying, "Have Mercy!"

Pig Hunt
You'll want to pork the babes of Pig Hunt (2010)! In this horror goof that packs screams and laughs, a group of friends hit a farm and find cannibals, rednecks, and a freaky giant boar. What not a boar? A cult of pig-worshiping, topless lesbians the pals come across. Stick your fork into those hammy mammies!