J-Lo Aims to Remind Us Whose Bottom Is Tops


Does Jennifer Lopez have a meaty message for Kim Kardashian?

In a recent paparazzi shot, the Puerto Rican rump goddess pointed her billion-dollar mega-butt toward the camera in what could be construed as a down-front declaration of: “Back(side) Off, Kim! This seat still packs the most heat!”

Mr. Skin is hard-pressed to pick a more beauteus gluteus between these two towering examples of mighty-tailed delights. But(t) here’s hoping they escalate into some seriously stiff competition.