We love Jennifer Aniston nude. We love naked celebrities. We love magazines. And above all, we love naked celebrity Jennifer Aniston in a magazine.

So while we were thrilled to the gills to see Jenny on the cover of the new GQ with nothing on but a man's tie.

But we were less thrilled to see that she was covering up her relevant parts with her hands and crossed legs. Like Lindsay Lohan pairing a see-through shirt with a bra the other day, this is absolutely unacceptable. We understand that having a naked woman on the cover of a magazine would mean that it wouldn't be able to be sold on grocery store newsstands across America, yes, BUT there are no rules against nudity on the inside of the mag, and although the shots contained within are as sexy as the cover, they are NOT nude!

So while we tip our hats and offer the classic one-handed salute to Jennifer "naked", we have to give a raspberry and a Bronx cheer to GQ for not showing us the real goods. Put up or shut up!