If you slapped your salami to hardcore porn in the 90s, then chances are you made a mess to the naked body of the one and bone-ly Janine Lindemulder.

From Penthouse Pet to sexy softcore siren to Vivid contract girl, Janine's jugs and juicebox were reserved for girls only for most of her hardcore porn career.

But after they'd seen Janine have her way with the hottest babes in the business, no guy was complaining.

In her personal life, though, Janine was no stranger to sword-swallowing and pipe-laying.

She once made a sex tape with rocker Vince Neil and actress Brandy Ledford and later she had a kid with the future ex of Sandra Bullock,Jesse James.

Too bad she didn't do a sex tape with that pair.

Lately, Janine has been covering herself with tattoos, spending some time in prison over tax issues, and making a porn comeback.

But you can relive the Golden Years of Janine right now on MrSkin.com, where we have uncensored clips of the AVN Hall-of-Famer demonstrating her proficiency as a cunning linguist with fellow Vivid Girls Asia Carrera and Jenna Jameson.

And if you need some more Skin-demulder, just pop on over to her official website, www.realjanine.com, where, as always, MrSkin.com members can sign up for a whopping 40% off the regular rate.

So spend some quality time with Janine. Your ja-peen will thank you.