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- Nude movie roles:
- 24
- Place of birth:
- London, England, UK
- Date of birth:
- December 14th, 1946
Jane Birkin debuted in Richard Lester's The Knack, And How to Get It (1965). Oh, she got it, appearing next as one of the nude dancing models who romp with David Hemmings in Michelangelo Antonioni's '60s sextacular Blowup (1966), which marked the beginning of her carnal career in international nude acting. Since then, she has appeared in some state of undress in at … Join Mr Skin to read her entire Biography
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#1. Je t'aime, moi non plus
9 pics & 4 clips - breasts, bush, butt
#2. Projection privée
1 pic & 2 clips - breasts, bush, butt
#3. La Pirate
12 pics & 5 clips - breasts, bush, butt, lesbian
Skin Filmography
Ceci est mon corps (2001) • NA
Comédie! (1987) • She
Nude1 pic, 4 clips
La Femme de ma Vie (1986) • Laura
Nude3 pics, 1 clip
Dust (1985) • Magda
Le Garde du corps (1984) • Barbara Penning
Sexy6 pics, 1 clip
La Pirate (1984) • Alma
Nude12 pics, 5 clips
La Fille prodigue (1981) • Anne
Egon Schiele - Exzess und Bestrafung (1981) • Vally
Nude8 pics
La Miel (1979) • Inés
Nude5 pics, 2 clips
Le Diable au coeur (1976) • Linda
Je t'aime, moi non plus (1976) • Johnny
Nude9 pics, 4 clips
Bruciati da cocente passione (1976) • Virginia Vismara
Nude6 pics, 3 clips
Sept morts sur ordonnance (1975) • Jane Berg
Nude1 pic
Catherine & Co. (1975) • Catherine
Nude5 pics
Love at the Top (1974) • Marie-Paule
Nude5 pics, 5 clips
La Moutarde me monte au nez (1974) • Jackie Logan
Nude1 pic
Sérieux comme le plaisir (1974) • Patrice
Nude1 pic, 3 clips
Projection privée (1973) • NA
Nude1 pic, 2 clips
Ms. Don Juan (1973) • Clara
Nude10 pics, 3 clips
Trop jolies pour être honnêtes (1972) • Christine
May Morning (1970) •
Nude5 pics, 5 clips
Slogan (1969) • Evelyne Nicholson
Nude2 pics, 2 clips
Les Chemins de Katmandou (1969) • Jane
Cannabis (1969) • Jane
Nude9 pics, 6 clips
La Piscine (1969) • Penelope
Sexy3 pics, 3 clips
Blowup (1966) • The Blonde
Nude9 pics, 4 clips
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Set to release in Europe in January, the new biopic Serge Gainsbourg, vie héroïque traces the truly fascinating and sex-filled life of one of French pop culture’s most enigmatic and controversial figures.
Serge was known for his sexually charged lyrics as well as tempestuous relationships with stars like Jane Birkin and Brigitte Bardot and famously yelling “I want to fuck her!” when he appeared on a talk show with Whitney Houston.
It’s no surprise then that, judging by the preview, this biopic is La grande bouffe for the eyes when it comes to naked actresses.
The cast includes Victoria’s Secret model Laetitia Casta as Brigitte Bardot, the late Lucy Gordon as Jane Birkin, and Mylene Jampanoi as Bambou, Serge’s last great love.
Read more and check out the uncensored NSFW video after the jump.
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French actress Lou Doillon has kinkiness in her DNA. Her father, filmmaker Jacques Doillon, got her mother Jane Birkin naked in a hefty handful of movies in the 1980s, including the avant-garde lesbo classic La Pirate.
Since she began acting in 1988, Lou has followed in her miniature-mammed mother’s footsteps, showing off her me-doillons in movies like Nana, Embrassez qui vous voudrez, and Go Go Tales.
Now Lou is taking a cue from New York-born babe Paz de la Huerta and stripping down for skin-friendly photog Oliver Zahm in the virtual pages of cutting edge fashion magazine Purple’s online diary.
Read more after the jump.
3-D Movies are mounting a comeback. Again. Be still, my bleeding eyes. Again.
At age 7, I stumbled upon the famous photograph of a movie theater audience staring up, enraptured, at Bwana Devil (1953) through paper eyeglasses with colored lenses.
Some nearby authority figure explained to me that those people were watching a 3-D movie, and those glasses enabled the images to jump right off the screen.
The immediate, flawlessly logical question I blurted out then was: “So why isn’t every movie in 3-D?” Nobody could explain it to me.
Seven was also the age when I happened up Pops McBeardo’s Playboy stashed in the bathroom hamper, so my unspoken query was: “And why isn’t Playboy in 3-D? And what about dirty movies?” The answers would come. As would I.
France's Sexiest Crooner Is Coming to the Big Screen—and the Naked Actresses He's Bringing with Him Are Sure to Make You Come!
With the recent (skinless) success of the Edith Piaf biopic La Vie en rose, it's high time the life of fiercely individual, often controversial balladeer/actor/director Serge Gainsbourg was brought to a theater near you. And it soon will be. Well, if the theaters near you happen to be in France.
Today Universal announced a pic centering on the life and loves of Serge Gainsbourg will begin shooting in January, so with any luck we will be feasting on gorgeous, naked French femmes of today portraying gorgeous, naked French femmes of yesterday by early 2010.
Get the full scoop on the upcoming film, including which naked French actresses will take on the roles of Serge's naked French lovers Brigitte Bardot and Bambou, after the cut.
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Here's one issue both Mamocrats and Re-pubic-ans alike can come together regarding: deciding the hottest onscreen vixen of all time.
GQ mag is running a new poll that will decide the single most important issue facing Americans this November: Halle Berry or Julie Christie? Catherine Deneuve or Jessica Alba?
GQ's compiled a list of 25 searingly hot perv-formances by women on the silver screen like Ursula Andress in Dr. No and Scarlett Johansson in Lost in Translation.
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He reports from the frontlines and backrooms of most skintimidating screening halls on the planet – not the least of which is the place where he keeps his couch.
The opinions of McBeardo are not necessarily those of Mr Skin, MrSkin.com, or any related affiliates. The ideas as to what constitutes a “wild time” are definitely not Mr Skin’s, period.
Please click McBeardo's mitt on the magnifincent bosom on Nekromistress to go to the next page and read his first column.
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Italian filmmaker Michelangelo Antonioni revolutionized world cinema in 1960 with L’Avventura, the sensual story of a woman who disappears shot in a radically original style.
That same year, Antonioni also helmed La Notte, another remarkable success. It hardly seems a coincidence that both of these breakthroughs contained female nudity.
However, Antonioni truly broke open skinternational possibilities with the swinging London mystery Blow Up, which showcased name starlets -- Vanessa Redgrave and Jane Birkin, to be precise -- in amazing, taboo-shattering states of undress. The result was a critically hailed masterwork and global box-office blockbuster.
Get the naked picture after the jump.
Nude Scene Guide
Movies
Comédie! (1987) … She
– 0:18:00 – buttNice shot of her buns while she is nude at the edge of the doorway. (30 seconds)
– 0:37:00 – breastsBreasts while in the shower talking to Alain Souchon. (45 seconds)
La Femme de ma Vie (1986) … Laura
– 1:00:00 – buttJane shows her famously hard, tight rump while riding some guy's baloney pony in bed. (33 seconds)
La Pirate (1984) … Alma
– 0:27:00 – breastsJane shows off her nice back Birkin bag--she's scurrying around a room, wearing nothing but a white shirt that does a simply terrible job covering up her back end. (28 seconds)
– 0:34:00 – breastsAvast, ye boobies! Jane bares her pancake peaks in a tender balcony embrace with . . . another dame! Sacre bleu!!! (13 seconds)
– 0:36:00 – breasts, buttA tender moment turns to fighting and tears for our lezbo heroines, but who cares what's going on when Birkin's baring all three of her B's? (77 seconds)
– 0:47:00 – breastsSome creepo rips open Jane's top to expose her bite-sized right riblet, but luckily, she has her gal pal Detmers to comfort her. (21 seconds)
La Miel (1979) … Inés
– 1:05:00 – breastsSkinny minnie Euro-babe Jane departs from her shirt, shows off her itty bitties up top, and successfully seduces a lucky dude. (48 seconds)
– 1:16:00 – breastsJane enjoys a postcoital shower and hoses off her long-nipped nay-nays. Magnificent. (77 seconds)
Je t'aime, moi non plus (1976) … Johnny
– 0:37:00 – breastsOne bitty boob as Jane gets friendly with her own fingers. (70 seconds)
– 0:43:00 – breasts, bush, buttEnjoy some frantic Francofucking, followed by a lingering full-frontal amidst the afterglow. (78 seconds)
– 0:59:00 – breastsLengthy, way-up-close study of Jane's long-nipped nerps as she gets le banged from behind. (40 seconds)
– 1:01:00 – breasts, bush, buttAmazing caboose in close-up as she rafts down a river, followed by nice, long full-frontal shot at a distance. Don't worry: it ain't hard to spot Jane's bush. (42 seconds)
– 1:10:00 – bushJane pulls up her pink dress and reveals the poofy brown hair around her lower pink parts. (19 seconds)
– 1:15:00 – breasts, bush, buttNaked Jane runs a bath, revealing tits and ass, then ambles about bush-first and finally gets suffocated in a blaze of all three b's. (93 seconds)
Bruciati da cocente passione (1976) … Virginia Vismara
– 1:03:00 – breasts, bushJane drops her duds, turns around, and we see both her itty bitty Birkin bags. Unfortunately, she's obscuring her muff with her hand, the prude. (27 seconds)
– 1:08:00 – buttShe strolls over to Giorgio, with her skinny-mini seat all naked. She's crying, but her ass will make you shed tears of joy! (9 seconds)
– 1:04:00 – breastsToweling off later in the scene, she casually gives us another look at her left-side lung luggage, and is that a bit of upper crack? (9 seconds)
Love at the Top (1974) … Marie-Paule
– 0:08:00 – breasts, bush, buttIn a hotel room, Jane gets all nude and such for Jean-Louis Trintignant, showing her pretty puffies and... Can someone move that darn bed rail! (32 seconds)
– 0:51:00 – bushJane is panti-less playing dominoes with Trintignant. Don't really see anything until the very end when her muff comes briefly into view. (37 seconds)
– 1:22:00 – bush, buttMost of Jane's buns are on display when she walks around bottomless in the kitchen. There's a hint of bush, but also one of the great asses in cinema history. (20 seconds)
Sérieux comme le plaisir (1974) … Patrice
– 0:06:00 – breasts, buttPlenty of Jane's T & A as she plops down into a bathtub with two oddly disinterested fellas. (55 seconds)
– 0:55:00 – buttA nice little look at Birkin's bare buns as she walks into a field with two naked guys. (9 seconds)
Projection privée (1973) … NA
– 0:04:00 – breasts, bush, buttSweet Jane! We get a long shot of her all-time champion ass as she climbs out of a pool and lays down on her taut tum, followed by fabulous full-frontal and more seat-meat as she runs inside buck naked. (87 seconds)
Ms. Don Juan (1973) … Clara
– 0:59:00 – breasts, bush, lesbianBirkin bares her breasts and bush in bed with Brigitte Bardot. Boy, oh boy! (43 seconds)
May Morning (1970)
– 0:33:00 – breastsBoobs aplenty as Jane disrobes to pleasure her sneaky Italian boyfriend. (58 seconds)
– 1:32:00 – breastsMostly left boobage as Jane gets raped during a hippie jam session. (37 seconds)
Slogan (1969) … Evelyne Nicholson
– 0:10:00 – buttJane shows her Birkin bag! Dark buns ahoy when she enters a room nude to the delight of her jug-eared bed buddy. (10 seconds)
– 0:20:00 – breastsStroke your gherkin to a sweet flash of Birkin--Jane and Serge get cozy by the fireside, and her lovely left breast gets warmed. (8 seconds)
Cannabis (1969) … Jane
– 0:20:00 – breasts, buttOne neat nip and two sweet cheeks as she canoodles in bed with a dude. (29 seconds)
– 0:25:00 – breastsTopless, teensy Jane bares her waiferly wonders while chatting up some guy in bed before they get to bangin'. (60 seconds)
– 0:31:00 – breasts, bush, buttPosing nude for a dude, we see Jane's tiny up-top bitables and some brief, dark burgerage down below. (40 seconds)
– 0:47:00 – breastsJane lies flat on her back in bed, her naked nips point up to the ceiling. (12 seconds)
– 0:54:00 – breastsQuick glimpses of Jane's bare bitsies as a guy takes her shirt off and they make out in the backseat of a car. (62 seconds)
Blowup (1966) … The Blonde
– 1:11:00 – breastsOh, the glamorous life of a model. Jane changes and gives quite a few peeks of peaks, also baring her bottom in green hose. (18 seconds)
– 1:13:00 – breastsWhat's better than a catfight? Oh yeah, a catfight between two models with Jane Birkin's pumpkins and pantyhose-clad posterior out. (54 seconds)
– 1:14:00 – breasts, bush, buttJane and Gillian Hills seem to have made nice, and are now romping amongst a bunch of paper completely nude. This scene is skin-ificant because it's one of the first instances of bush on the big screen. (49 seconds)
