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It's A Sexy Instagram Post Either Way

Yes, this is an Instagram post of Portia Doubleday. Yes, Portia Doubleday is in the shower not wearing any clothes as far as we can tell. And yes, this is an incredibly sexy picture; none of these facts are in debate. The only thing we have to question is whether or not we this pic is the first time we are seeing Portia Doubleday’s boob.

This one is a tough one to try and suss out. I have spent quite a lot of time staring, zooming in, zooming out, looking at the photo from this angle, turning it around and glancing at it from a different angle—I even tried to sneak up on the picture to see if I could catch Portia Doubleday’s nipple by surprise, but alas, I’m still unsure. One moment, I'm positivethat’s Portia Doubleday’s nipple and we are finally getting to see one of her incredible beautiful beasts. But then just as I am sure that we are seeing Portia Doubleday’s boob, I’m 100% positive that whatever Instagram filter that makes everything too fuzzy to tell. Sigh, I have a feeling this is going to be a long day of me staring at Portia Doubleday in the shower. It’s a tough job, but someone has to do it.

I guess I would lean towards it not being Portia Doubleday’s boob, though I and everyone else really wants it to be. I only say that because Instagram has such stupid rules about nudity that if it was Portia Doubleday’s boob then it would need to be censored or taken down. Then again, maybe no one has noticed Portia Doubleday’s boob yet… Nah, that's impossible!