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Last night's Oscars mayhem was a little painful to watch. Maybe it's just me, but watching people rapidly become elated and then devastatingly disappointed is tough, even if the award for Best Picture (Moonlight) went to the right people in the end. That said, when the cast and crew for La La Land hit the stage thinking they had won - and then being told on live TV that they, in fact, hadn't - was no Steve Harvey moment. Warren Beatty didn't read off the wrong movie on the list; he was merely handed a duplicate envelope forEmma Stone's Best Supporting Actress Award. Sigh.

Regardless, it wasn't a moment we could ignore here at Mr. Skin, and it brought Mr. Warren back to my attention immediately. He's been famous (or infamous, depending who you are I guess) for decades for the sheer volume of celebrities he's slept with and/or dated, largely because he put off marriage until he was 55, when he met his current wife, Annette Bening. I did the hard work of rounding up as many confirmed and alleged partners of Beatty as I could on our site, and the list is incredibly long:

Annette Bening

In Honor of the Oscar's Flub: The Women of Warren Beatty

Faye Dunaway

In Honor of the Oscar's Flub: The Women of Warren Beatty

Britt Ekland

In Honor of the Oscar's Flub: The Women of Warren Beatty

Michelle Phillips

In Honor of the Oscar's Flub: The Women of Warren Beatty

Elle Macpherson

In Honor of the Oscar's Flub: The Women of Warren Beatty

Brigitte Bardot

In Honor of the Oscar's Flub: The Women of Warren Beatty

Sharon Mitchell

In Honor of the Oscar's Flub: The Women of Warren Beatty

Joan Collins

In Honor of the Oscar's Flub: The Women of Warren Beatty

Mamie Van Doren

In Honor of the Oscar's Flub: The Women of Warren Beatty

Julie Christie

In Honor of the Oscar's Flub: The Women of Warren Beatty

Diane Keaton

In Honor of the Oscar's Flub: The Women of Warren Beatty

Carole Mallory

In Honor of the Oscar's Flub: The Women of Warren Beatty

Iman

In Honor of the Oscar's Flub: The Women of Warren Beatty

Goldie Hawn

In Honor of the Oscar's Flub: The Women of Warren Beatty

Carol Alt

In Honor of the Oscar's Flub: The Women of Warren Beatty

Mary Tyler Moore

In Honor of the Oscar's Flub: The Women of Warren Beatty

Isabelle Adjani

In Honor of the Oscar's Flub: The Women of Warren Beatty

Barbra Streisand

In Honor of the Oscar's Flub: The Women of Warren Beatty

Natalie Wood

In Honor of the Oscar's Flub: The Women of Warren Beatty

Janice Dickinson

In Honor of the Oscar's Flub: The Women of Warren Beatty

And of course...Madonna

In Honor of the Oscar's Flub: The Women of Warren Beatty

You're welcome.