11 - Business - 03/25/2012

Marty (Don Cheadle) and his sexy stripper girlfriend, April (Megalyn Echikunwoke), have broken up, which leaves his son Roscoe (Donis Leonard Jr.) pretty pissed off. We’re none too happy that April’s flowers are gone either. Meanwhile the custody battle between Monica (Dawn Olivieri) and Marty is heating up as well.

The merger with Metro Capital gets moved up, and Marty digs up some blackmail info on his boss, Skip (Richard Schiff), in an attempt to shut the deal down. Unfortunately legendary consultant Marco Pelios (Griffin Dunne) has other ideas and gets Skip fired just in time for the companies to go through with unification.

Speaking of mergers, Marty doesn’t take the backstabbing lightly and seeks out Marco’s daughter Rosie (Anna Wood) who is working as a bartender. After laying some of his fast talking charm on her, he takes her back to his place to get a pound of flesh. We get a great look at her ravishing rump as she rides him in bed then turns over to flash her funbags when they are done. Revenge is sweet!

7 - Bareback Town - 02/19/2012

Marty (Don Cheadle) is now dating sexy stripper turned law student April (Megalyn Echikunwoke), and she's hoping for a monogamous relationship. So she makes him a deal- if Marty can refrain from sleeping with anyone on his business trip to DC, they can have sex without a condom upon his return. Since April has her glorious glands out when she makes this request, he is helpless to her topless charms.

Clyde (Ben Schwartz) and Doug (Josh Lawson) continue their competition to bed as many ladies as possible with a new sob story about their dying dog. Jeannie (Kristen Bell) is forced in to the role of honeypot since Marty is being celibate, and must take one for the team with a horny chief marketing officer. Fortunately, Jeannie is able to get the slutty CMO drunk and high enough to pass out before consummation.

Marty’s ex, Monica (Dawn Olivieri), is also on the prowl in DC and looking to hook up. She follows Marty into a men's bathroom wearing only a thong, and tries (unsuccessfully) to tempt him with sex and whippets. One look at her upturned umlauts is all the convincing we need!

6 - Our Descent Into Los Angeles - 02/12/2012

The consulting team heads back to LA, where Marty (Don Cheadle) in immediately embroiled in a shitstorm at his son’s school. Young Roscoe (Donis Leonard Jr.) is on the verge of being expelled after being unjustly accused of sexual harassment by another student. So Marty, Doug (Josh Lawson), and Clyde (Ben Schwartz) spend their weekend digging up dirt on Roscoe’s school to use as leverage against the principal.
 
Jeannie (Kristen Bell) manages to get out of playground duty and spends her free time making uncomfortable wedding plans with her secret finance. Her man is gung-ho about their upcoming nuptials, but Jeannie clearly has cold feet.
 
Sexy stripper April (Megalyn Echikunwoke) shows up in LA to surprise Marty with the news that she’s been accepted into law school at USC. She strips down to bra and panties to dance for him, and then reveals her succulent sweet rolls. This bump-and-grinder can definitely make it rain!

5 - Utah - 02/05/2012

This week on House of Lies the consulting team heads to Utah to deal with a motel chain that has an ultra-conservative business model. When the CEO of the company turns out to be a racist, Marty (Don Cheadle) is forced to let Jeannie (Kristen Bell) take the lead. While she convinces the CEO that he needs to open a small line of boutique hotels to stay relevant, Marty spends all night partying with the CFO.

Back in LA, Monica (Dawn Olivieri) takes Roscoe (Donis Leonard Jr.) on a breaking and entering mission after her boyfriend takes a vacation without her.

Clyde (Ben Schwartz) tries to extend his point lead over Doug (Josh Lawson)by courting a Mormon woman, Rebecca (Anna Rose Hopkins), who works at the company they are trying to help. They hit it off at dinner, but back at the hotel room she tells him she is a  “technical virgin” but is still down for some backdoor action with random dudes who fly in for the weekend. She bares her pointer sisters and cute caboose getting out of bed to head to the bathroom, before Clyde changes his mind and bolts out of the room. Those latter day taints will make you more-man!

4 - Mini-Mogul - 01/29/2012

When his dad goes out of town, Marty (Don Cheadle) is left without a babysitter and is forced to take his son Roscoe (Donis Leonard Jr.) on a business trip. His ex-wife Monica (Dawn Olivieri) is in no (top) condition to watch young Roscoe, as she is shown sunbathing her tan tatas while taking copious amounts of drugs.

The team heads to San Francisco to consult for a computer security company that is disputing with its young genius software developer Alex (Ryan Pinkston). The team discovers a security backdoor the teenage virtuoso hid in his programming, giving them the needed leverage for negotiation.

Clyde (Ben Schwartz) and Doug (Josh Lawson) spend their free time hitting up the local scene and trying to score with as many chicks as possible. Clyde’s confidence helps him get lucky, but Doug is so awkward that women ask him to go away.

We discover that Jeannie (Kristen Bell) has a fiancée, but keeps that fact secret from her team and takes off her ring on business trips. That’s not all she takes off when she goes home with Kurt (Nick Stahl), a musician she meets in a local coffee shop. It's never cheating when you're in a different zip code, so she strips down to white lace bra and panties to do a sexy dance for the lucky dude. Kristen's lies will make you rise!

3 - Microphallus - 01/22/2012

On the anniversary of his mother's death, Marty (Don Cheadle) has a nightmare about her suicide that leaves him feeling drained. Worse yet, Metro Capital wants to buy Marty’s consulting company, which makes Greg Norbert (Greg Germann) his new boss. Since Marty accidentally made Gregg and his wife split up, his job may be in jeopardy.  Marty goes out with Clyde (Ben Schwartz) to drown his sorrows, and ends up drunkenly impersonating a valet to steal a sports car.

The team flies to Indiana to meet with the head of the IBC root beer company, who wants to implement a new computer system. The CFO, Spaulding Winter (John Ross Bowie), is against the change and invites Marty and Jeannie (Kristen Bell) to his house to discuss possible alternatives. When they show up for the dinner it becomes clear that Spaulding and his wife, Janelle, (Amy Landecker) want to be personally serviced to ensure a lasting relationship with the company. While Jeanne gets her toes sucked, Marty is lured into a sex room for a bondage romp. Both of Janelle’s nips are peeking over her lingerie as she rides Marty around the room like a pony. Those succulent saddlebags will put the yee-haw in your cowboy!
  

1 - Gods of Dangerous Financial Instruments - 01/08/2012

Marty Kaan (Don Cheadle) wakes up the best way possible- with a perfect naked booty in his face. He’s not as thrilled as we are though, and scrambles to get her num nums covered before his son comes in. Turns out the nude lady is his ex-wife and current pill popper Monica Talbot (Dawn Olivieri).

Marty is a fast talking Management Consultant, and leads his crack team from LA to NYC to bag huge new client K Warren McDale (John Aylward). When they arrive, they discover the company has double booked them with another consulting group that happens to be run by Monica.

The team takes their lunch break at a strip club, and Marty gets a dance from red hot stripper April (Megalyn Echikunwoke) who takes off her top to reveal her job qualifications.

They manage to win over the client, and Marty heads home to deal with his cross-dressing son Roscoe (Donis Leonard Jr.), who has won the female lead in his school’s production of Grease. When his female classmate balks at the role being filled by a boy, Marty talks his son into playing the sidekick and is rewarded by her grateful mother, Alisette Kauffman (Daphne Duplaix). While the play is going on, Marty and Alisette sneak out to have sex in the back of her SUV. Her huge hubcaps are sure to get your engine revving!