Holly Madison Nude

The Dirigible Dozen: Up, Up, and Away in (and out of) Their Bountiful Brassieres . . .

The Adventures of Balloon Boy all over the news this week got Mr. Skin thinking of some famous funbags that have been hyper-amplified to the point(s) that it’s a wonder how the women to which they’re attached don’t take flight.

While we here at Mr. Skin prefer the female anatomy all natural—as well as au naturel—the prevalence of plastic surgery in show business means that accepting augmented appendages is just another aspect of being a celebrity skin devotee.

So if you’re going to pump up the mams, starlets, why not expand those glands to the point of impossible exaggeration? The following enormously implanted ingenudes make two huge cases at a time that while Hollywood hills are great, towering Tinseltown Himalayas have their place as well.


1. CHRISTINA AGUILERA
Pre-Liftoff: After a shared stint as the 1990s Mousekateers on MMC, Christina competed with Britney Spears to become our preeminent pop tart of the turn (on) of the century. While Brit went into crack-up mode, Christina opted for a multi-cup increase up front, lending more credence to those who always maintained that, to begin with, she always had the more powerful lungs of the pair.

Upward, Ho!: Christina’s early music videos and Rolling Stone covers showcase a rail-thin chanteuse who could barely dent a training bra. Come the new millennium, Xtina astoundingly emerged as a triple-D diva.

Top(less) Gravity-Defying Moment: Diary (2002)
At the height of her sexified phase while pushing the album Stripped and its hit single “Dirrty”, Christina did, in fact, strip on this MTV documentary series. Strategically placed strands of hair covered her nipple rings—most of the time. Eagle-eyed tit technicians at the Mr. Skin Labs caught Christina’s historic flesh flash and have preserved it for posterity.

See the rest of the list after the jump.

We Peep, She Shows

After photos of former Danity Kane singer Aubrey O’Day topless along with her costar Holly Madison leaked on the Internet yesterday, the Las Vegas revue star was reduced to tears.

After a night spent phoning lawyers to get the pictures taken down, Aubrey called in sick to the next day’s performances and made this youtube video as a response to all the haters.

Apparently, certain bloggers were critical of the busty bisexual babe’s body,

But not here at Mr Skin.

Read more after the jump.

Aubrey O'Day Joins Holly Madison on the Boobtastic Vegas Stage

Former Spice Girl Mel B. will no longer be appearing in the Las Vegas revue "Peepshow," which she started with former Dancing with the Stars champion Kelly Monaco back in April of this year.

Fortunately, Mel and Kelly have been replaced by former Playmate and Girls Next Door star Holly Madison and former Danity Kane singer and proud bisexual Aubrey O’Day, both of whom bare their boobs for the show.

“Aubrey is one of the sexiest entertainers in the industry today,” said co-CEO of Base Entertainment Scott Zeiger. "And we are thrilled to welcome her to the ‘Peepshow’ cast.”

And "Peepshow" audiences are equally thrilled to ogle Aubrey and Holly’s sizeable melons without having to insert a token every four minutes.

Read more after the jump.

Celebrating his 83rd birthday yesterday, Playboy founder Hugh Hefner held a day-long rager at the Palms Resort & Casino in Las Vegas and partied in true Playboy style.

Last year, Hef got a surprise lapdance from a completely nude Pamela Anderson to commemorate his 82nd year above ground, a gift that set the bar impossibly high for the future.

But number 83 was no slouch and Hef made merry with his three former girlfriends and The Girls Next Door stars Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt, and Kendra Wilkinson and their next generation replacements Crystal Harris and the Shannon twins Karissa and Kristina.

It looks like Hef has discarded three Queens and drawn three more, keeping his full house. But you’ll have a jack in your hand.

Read more after the jump.

I always thought she was funny in the Scary Movie spoof series, and now that she widened her range she's is doing quite well...

The Girls Next Door Star Holly Madison Claims She's Unbuttoned Her Top for the Last Time

Women like Pam Anderson have proven that once a nude Playboy model, always a nude Playboy model. Last year Pam made an appearance on The Girls Next Door to celebrate Hugh Hefner's birthday—and she did it completely nude!

But sadly not all of Hef's ladies are as generous as Pam. Now that Hef's ex Holly Madison has left the Mansion for good, she's vowed never to strip for the camera again. Going from nude to prude? That's no way for a Bunny to behave!

Holly told Fox News:

I’m never getting naked again. I’m over it, I’ve done it so many times. It is time to switch it up.

One of Hef's other exes, Kendra Wilkinson, however, isn't ruling out the possibility of more bared titties, telling Fox:

If Hank (Baskett, her fiancé) shoots the spread I will do it again. He has actually been practicing his photography skills. I’m a little more conservative nowadays, so I'll pose for Playboy but only if Hank takes the photographs.

We don't care who's behind the camera, Kendra, as long as you're in front of it.