The trailer for the upcoming movie The Canyons, starring Lindsay Lohan and porn star James Deen, is out, and while we get that cheap and sleazy is what they're going for, we can't get over how...cheap and sleazy it looks.

Looks like we'll get a long-overdue look at those famous Lohan lactoids in action, anyway. Lindsay's only proper topless film work to date is a blink-and-you'll-miss-it topless shot in Madonna's Justify My Love video...uh, we mean, 2009 short film Lindsay's Private Party. Or, you know, Playboy:



Can't find the nips? 44 seconds in, friend. Or you can check out pics and clips from Lindsay's Private Party (2009) right here at MrSkin.com!