In honor of the sacrelicious nude movie Nude Nuns with Big Guns, all this week we'll be paying tribute to some of the sexiest sisters ever to put on (and take off) the habit on screen. Today, we're kicking things off with a scorching-hot performance from Mexican firebrand Cecilia Pezet, whose encounter with a naked man starts an unholy chain of erotic events in Satanico Pandemonium (1975).
Mexico is an overwhelmingly Catholic country, so tit's only natural that audiences would thrill to the taboo of seeing ladies of the cloth get sinful on screen. In Satanico Pandemonium, also known as La Sexorcista, no less than the Devil himself drives pure, innocent (and gorgeous) Sister Maria (Cecilia Pezet) to the dark side.
While gathering herbs in the fields one day, Sister Maria comes face-to-face with a naked man, who greets her and offers her an apple (Biblical reference alert!). Seeing this dude's schlong awakens 
long-repressed desires in Sister Maria, who first tries to (toplessly) whip the sexy thoughts out of herself, and when that doesn't work, gives in to the lesbian advances of another nun (who turns out to be the Devil in disguise). But her evil erotic thoughts keep getting more and more intense, leading Sister Maria to seduce first another nun and then the hapless teenage shepherd who works on the convent's property (pulling his peter as his grandmother dozes nearby, surely one of the most awkward handjob scenes in the history of skinema). Even this doesn't satisfy the lusts of sinful Sister Maria, leading to murder, mayhem, and a bacchnal of nude nuns (played by hooker extras recruited from the local brothel, according to screenwriter Adolfo Martinez Solares).
Satanico Pandemonium isn't as explicit as contemporary European nunsploitation movies, which often include scenes of real lesbian action (more on those later), but Cecilia Pezet's enthusiasm for the sins of the flesh (not to mention her pouty lips, cute boyish bowl cut and perky pair) really makes evil seem fun. Cecilia indulges in full frontal nudity in two separate scenes of Satanic sex, first giving a hand job to the teenage farm hand, then stripping and stabbing a fellow nun in the grip of demonic desire. Skingoria fans will also thrill to the plentiful, thoroughly Catholic imagery of topless whippings and torture. Salma Hayek's character in From Dusk 'Til Dawn was skinspired by Cecilia's perv-formance in this nunsploitation classic- and her nude descent into demonic depravity may inspire you to a whole different sort of self-flagellation..
Are there any naughty nuns whose perv-formances you especially admire? Let us know in the comments!
