Give Your Thunderballs a Jolt with the Hilarious Parody HIs Name is James Bond [PICS,VIDEO]

When you really think about it, James Bondis kind of a douche. But that doesn't mean we wouldn't want to be him:

We're assuming the songwriters were including the Ian Fleming novels when they calculated that Bond has balled exactly 839 gals. Or it just sounded like a funny number. Regardless, here's some of the highlights of 007's extensive sex resume:

Ursula Andress, aka Honey Ryder in Dr. No (1962)

Honor Blackman, aka Pussy Galore in Goldfinger (1964)

Barbra Bach, aka Major Anya Amasova in The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)

Carole Bouquet, aka Melina Havelock in For Your Eyes Only (1981)

Kim Basinger, aka Domino in Never Say Never Again (1983)

Sophie Marceau, aka Elektra King in The World is Not Enough (1999)

Halle Berry, aka Jinx in Die Another Day (2002)

Eva Green, aka Vesper Lynde in Casino Royale (2006)

...And you can catch up with the newest Bond girl, Bérénice Marlohe, nude right here at MrSkin.com!