A Topless Lady Gaga Should Be In All Documentaries
Lady Gaga is a winner. Well, we all kind of knew that already, but she now has an award for something other than her singing. Gaga: Five Foot Two took home the Best Documentary award at the 2018 MTV Movie and Television Awards. I know it's not an Oscar, but that's okay because Lady Gaga is topless in the movie and that makes us all winners.
So, I must admit that I haven't watched the MTV Movie and Television Awards since it was just the MTV Movie Awards, but it's good to know they are still going strong and honoring such great works of art. When you think about it, all documentaries should have Lady Gaga topless in them. It doesn't matter if the documentary is about Lady Gaga or not, her boobs make anything easier to watch. Not to say that Gaga: Five Foot Two wasn't easy to watch, it was just easier to watch knowing that we'd get to see Lady Gaga's boobs. All I'm saying that if you are making a documentary on the ocean or a war or the future, just toss in some Lady Gaga nudity in a montage and call it a day. I'm sure that will help to get your little movie the attention it truly deserves.
A big congrats to Lady Gaga, her boobs, and everyone else who made Gaga: Five Foot Two a reality. The world is a better place because of you.
