On with the Body Count!


If you look at your calendar for March, you’ll notice that there’s another Friday the 13th coming up in a couple of weeks. And that’s lucky, because it keeps everybody’s mind on the nude knockouts of the Friday the 13th movie franchise, especially recent additions to the fold Americo Olivo, Willa Ford, and Julianna Guill.

This month’s issue of Maxim features Willa and Julianna posing on a couch together in some skimpy lingerie, seemingly without fear of eminent attack by a hockey-masked serial killer or much in the way of clothing.

Former Dancing with the Stars contestant Willa Ford, who flashes her headlights in the movie, shows off her music staff armband tattoo and luscious, barely covered ass as faces away from the camera in a topless shot.

The picture is accompanied by the quote, “I’m about romantic beauty. The dominatrix thing is over.”

Willa is right. There’s nothing more romantic than a girl showing off her glistening coin slot to the camera.

More demure than her costar, Julianna Guill keeps her bra on in Maxim, depriving us of the view of her vaunted “perfect nipple placement.”

“I haven’t used my sexuality as much in real life as my character does,” explains the shy actress.

As long as you keep getting naked on screen, Julianna, no one will care if you’re a nun in your real life.