Forget Mr. Ed,EmilyRatajkowskiwill turn you into Mr. Spread... It Around In Your Pants!Ponying up to horses while nude is a modelingpube-licity trickas old as time, and thankfully in the Augustissue of Harper's Bazaar Emilyfollows the likes of Cindy Crawford by posing withwhat looks to be anArabian. (About that: I texted one of the pics above to myparents to ask what kind of horse it is, in case the breed has a hilarious name or something. They know animal stuff. My mom wrote back "Arabian" and my dad wrote back "What horse?")
In Bazaar'saccompanying article we are reminded that, from her contribution to Lena Dunham's feminist website "Lenny" to her participation in the Free the Nipple movement,Emily, 25, is an outspoken advocate of women's rights.Since a great deal of the interview, conducted by feminist author Naomi Wolf, deals with reclaiming sexuality and the human form, it makes sense that every inch of Emily's gorgeous body would be on displayin these pictures. Lean, toned frame? Check. Perfect natural rack? Check. Stunning face? Check. Any clue in the article as to why she's on a horse? No check.
Interestingly, behind-the-scenes footage (below) ofEmily wearing a thong tells us there was probably no actual hole to horse touching. But seriously, how would you like to have the job of Photoshopping awayRatajkowski's thong? It's God's work! What do you think about the sexye-breastrian pics?
Via Harper's Bizaarand Instagram
