Mr. Skin does love a good clam-shell bikini top, and reality-TV star Dorinda Medley fills hers out very nicely in an episode of The Real Housewives of New York City, where she shared her life with audiences from 2015-2020. You can also see the busty blonde in several underwear shots and curve-hugging dresses throughout the series—that’s part of the Housewives brand, to always look hot. An east-coaster from the start, she was born in the Berkshires in Massachusetts. After graduating from college, she headed to NYC, where she met her first husband while working in fashion, and followed him to London. She started her own company, DCL Cashmere, and counted Princess Diana and Joan Collins among her clients. Ten years later, she divorced hubby number one and moved back to NYC, where she married number two. The duo power-coupled their way through the city until his death, but Dorinda hung in there and eventually started dating again. In 2019, she turned her love for aerobics into Dorobics, and started touring and doing interactive classes. She also bought a huge nine-bedroom home—nay, an historic manor—in Great Barrington, near where she grew up, and restored it so she could entertain at will—with lots of visits from her RHONYC gal-pals, who like to dress like mermaids with clam-shell bras. And with that, Mr. Skin has come full circle, so he feels like this is a good place to end—with eternal gratitude toward Ariel and sea-goddesses everywhere who thought to string together mollusks for fashion.
