Diora Baird Nude

Mr. Skin’s DVD Pick of the Week

The Shield: The Complete Series
STUDIO: Sony
NUDE: Paula Garcés (body double—breasts, butt), Michele Hicks (breasts), Aisha Hinds (breasts, butt), Natalie Amenula (butt), Donielle Artese (butt), Rina Fernandez (breasts, butt), Jenya Lano (breasts, butt), Marguerite MacIntyre (breasts), Nicki Micheaux (breasts, butt), Ellis Perry (butt), Susan Santiago (breasts, butt), Tamlyn Tomita (breasts, butt), Gina Torres (butt)
Bad cops make good TV. That’s certainly the case in the excellent F/X series The Shield. It stars Michael Chiklis, who has come a long way from playing John Belushi in Wired (1989) and portraying a cop on the hit TV drama The Commish. He plays the crooked detective who leads a team of criminal peace officers who are more interested in getting a piece of the pie, whether that’s money or honey. And they get a lot of both. Thanks to the series being produced on a cable network, there’s also ample nudity, though it’s usually hard to see with the fast edits. Still, the mean streets of Los Angeles are filled with heavenly angels who can’t wait to spread their wings for the bad boys of the LAPD.

Selling Accessories with Diora’s Rack.

We’ve seen busty babe Diora Baird naked in the pages of Playboy magazine and in movies like Wedding Crashers, Hot Tamale, and the provocatively titled Young People Fucking.

But that doesn’t make her cleavage any less impressive when it pops up in this Guess? ad.

If you care to Guess what her bra size is, it’s the same as Katy Perry’s—32DD.

Read more after the jump.

See the Skin They Can’t Show You in Maxim

The new issue of Maxim magazine hits the stands tomorrow, and it will bear a list of what the magazine’s editors consider to be the world’s hottest women.

As fans of celebrity nudity know all too well, the hottest actresses are not always the nakedest. However, a preliminary look at the Hot 100 has revealed a slew of Hollywood’s best undressed among their ranks.

In the top ten, there are five bare-bodied beauties. Naked Olivia Wilde, coming in at number one, shows boobs, butt and bush in Alpha Dog. Number four is Swedish sweetheart Malin Akerman, who first got topless in Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle and most recently in Watchmen.

Number six Eliza Dushku finally broke her boob-ban in The Alphabet Killer. Ivy League eyeful and Maxim’s number nine Jordana Brewster’s mammaries matriculated in The Invisible Circus and number ten Jennifer Love Hewitt had some great accidental skin in The Tuxedo.

Chalk it up to wardrobe malfunction, but it seems that when it comes to nudity, Jennifer Loves to Do-itt.

See a longer list of the naked babes in Maxim’s Hot 100 after the jump.

Early skintelligence proves incorrect: Diora Baird does NOT don Star Trek body paint; the lime-hued lovely on-screen is actually P2 and Dumb and Dumberer babe Rachel Nichols.

Director J.J. Abrams’ acclaimed big-screen reinvention of the Star Trek franchise is beaming up big bucks at the box office, and setting phasers to stun with the character of Gaila, a green-skinned, bra-and-panties-clad Starfleet Academy cadet who rooms with Uhura (Zoe Saldana) and gets busy with young James T. Kirk (Chris Pine).

Early reports leaked from the highly secretive project indicated that wonder-bosomed Wedding Crashers beauty Diora Baird would appear in Trek as a verdant vixen.

MrSkin.com erroneously identified Gaila as being portrayed by Ms. Baird. Alas, it is clear now that Diora Baird does not appear in the final cut of this Star Trek.

Great green Gaila is embodied by ravishing Rachel Nichols.

Mr Skin apologizes for this mistake, but would like to point out that both Rachel and Diora are busty blondes and, most importantly, each boasts huge breasts as luscious and natural as Gaila’s green skin is fake.

Live long and prosper. Naked.

Each Tuesday, be sure to check in with Mr. Skin to get the complete skinny right here on the hottest DVD releases. Here is the randy round-up for the week of December 30, 2008.

… Plus 2008’s Top 10 TV Nude Scenes!

In so many ways, 2008 will be remembered as a moment when history was made.

By this, of course, Mr Skin means that the year brought big-screen nude debuts from The O.C.’s Mischa Barton, Australian pop figure Sophie Monk, and Popular star Carly Pope.

In addition, 2008 also provided us with Heather Graham’s first doggie-style sex scene, Maria Bello in bondage, Neve Campbell naked in public, awesome ass from Anna Faris and Amy Adams, knockout nudecomer work from Laura Ramsey and Jess Weixler, and XXX goddess Jenna Jameson bringing all three B’s to an R-rated movie.

And then the boob tube lived up to its nickname via T&A-fueled TV series such as True Blood, The L Word, Crash, Californication, and Entourage.

Did anything else of note go down in 2008? It doesn’t matter—not when it’s time to count down the top 20 movie nude scenes and top 10 TV moments featuring celebrity nudity of 2008.

And that time is now!

After decades under rule by Spain, France, Britain, and the United States, the vast southern territory known as West Florida fell for good under U.S.A. rule on this date in 1810.

In addition to the mighty Sunshine State, West Florida land mass was also carved up into parts of Alabama, Louisiana, and Mississippi. The skin-nificance of this real estate deal blossomed in the 20th century, as the Sun Belt consistently produced some of the most scorching celebrity sirens to ever the ignite popular consciousness.

Just consider Amber Smith, born in Tampa, naked in 15 movies and TV shows, and now cleaning up on VH1’s Celebrity Rehab. To see more nude natives of the former West Florida, click the pic.

Sasha to Appear in Three Non-Porn Movies in 2009

After it was announced that rising porn starlet Sasha Grey will be starring as a high-priced hooker in the upcoming Steven Soderbergh movie The Girlfriend Experience, fans began to wonder if the Anal Acrobats star was branching out into the mainstream,

And it turns out that Sasha is slated to appear in two other non-porn movies in 2009. One of these is the horror-comedy Smash Cut with the great David Hess of The Last House on the Left fame.

But Sasha will also be appearing in video director Dick Rude’s upcoming feature Quit alongside topless Hot Tamale babe Diora Baird, who, inronically, just appeared in a movie called Pornstar.

Read more after the cut.