kardashian sex tapeSome of you are undoubtedly throwing up your hands and saying "Duh, everybody knows THAT" right now, but hey, it's a slow news day.

Star magazine is reporting the "shocking" news that Kim Kardashian really did get famous just by lying there--her mother Kris Jenner allegedly orchestrated the whole thing. A "source", who passed a polygraph test (whatever that's worth), tells Star:

“Kris was totally involved in arranging the sale of Kim’s tape. The video already existed, and Kris was there every step of the way as a middleman to market it to an adult entertainment company.”

What proof do they have of these allegations?

“I saw Kris Jenner’s signature on the contract; I believe she got somewhere between $250,000 and $500,000 for the original deal with the middleman. Everything she does in this world, every decision she makes on her daughters’ behalf, is based on greed and publicity, and has nothing to do with her family’s stability or happiness.”

In other news, water is wet, the Pope is Catholic, and Jennifer Connelly has a great rack.

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