Sun, Apr 5, 2009 @ 10:00am
Mr Skin salutes timeless teen sex classic The Last American Virgin
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– 0:13:00 – breasts, buttPlaying Eve in The Garden of Eden, Diane flashes her sweet booblets and buns as she walks past nerdy Adam and a cop. Don't ask. Just watch. (24 seconds)


– 0:15:00 – breasts, buttAdorable ass and sweet little lung-pillows as Diane frolics in Eden and eats some melon with Adam. (71 seconds)


– 0:18:00 – breasts, bush, buttLong shot of Diane walking around stark naked, showing all three B's, followed by a closer look at her tasty tee-tees as she approaches the Devil. (28 seconds)


– 0:25:00 – breastsNeat little nippies as Diane wakes up nude next to Adam and runs off in the wilderness. (14 seconds)


– 0:29:00 – breastsDiane offers up the infamous apple while Adam ignores the much more tantalizing chest-apples right in front of him! (55 seconds)


– 0:42:00 – breastsNow in Roman garb, Diane pulls out out her right honeydew and offers it to Gladiator Adam. (8 seconds)


– 1:03:00 – breastsIn an awesome act of dairylicious defiance, Diane pulls open her dress and shows off her dopplers while facing a firing squad. (34 seconds)


– 1:06:00 – breastsBare, beautiful teenage boobitudity as Dina makes out with a dude and loses her shirt in a room above the bleachers. (76 seconds)


– 1:15:00 – breastsDiane bares her budding breastage and the top-most curls of her lap-fro while undressing in a doctor's office. Quick...but nice. (9 seconds)


– 0:42:00 – breastsThis all-natural, sweet-faced sweetheart shows off her right riblet sitting up in bed, yakking with her guy. Nothig scary about a rack like that! (63 seconds)