61 - Those Kinds of Things - 10/02/2011

Dexter (Michael C. Hall) gets an invite to his 20 year high school reunion, something he would never normally attend.  However, one of his former classmates was recently murdered and Dexter suspects her husband, Joe Walker (John Brotherton), is responsible.

Daddy Dexter debates on whether he should enroll Harrison in a school that has a religious agenda. LaGuerta gets promoted to captain, and Quinn decides that he will propose to Debra.

Dexter gets a sample of Joe’s blood after a rough hit in a tag football game. When the DNA matches the blood found under his wife’s fingernails, Dexter has the proof he needs to kill the ex-football star.

Dexter also reunites with prom queen Trisha Billings (Kristen Miller), who seems much more interested in him than she was in high school. She corners him in an empty classroom and pays him back for letting her copy his papers with a nice pipe job.  She bares beautiful boobage before and after the action. Those C cups get an A+!

56 - Take It! - 11/14/2010

Dexter (Michael C. Hall) attends one of Jordan Chase’s (Jonny Lee Miller)  motivational seminars with Lumen (Julia Stiles), trying get close enough to take him out.  Unfortunately Jordan recognizes Dexter from the press coverage of Rita's murder by the Trinity Killer. This leads Jordan to call Dexter up on stage to speak about his experience. But is it coincidence Jordan recognizes him, or has he found out Dexter is working with Lumen?

Dexter and Lumen get the hotel room next to Jordan’s right hand man Cole (Chris Vance) and when they hear a woman screaming next door they suspect the worst. Dexter sneaks in to see Miranda (Marissa Skell) tied to the bed getting pounded by Cole. Turns out they are having consensual hanky panky.  Those bouncing boobies will make you want to spanky!

The next day Cole sees Lumen in the lobby of the hotel. He attacks her, but Dexter comes to the rescue and takes Cole out permanently.

55 - Circle Us - 11/07/2010

When a truck crashes, a grisly discovery is made in the back- 5 blue barrels containing the corpses of dead women. Dexter (Michael C. Hall) investigates the source of the barrels and rescues the next victim, Lumen (Julia Stiles), from captivity. As Lumen recovers, she and Dexter teams up to catch the men responsible for her capture and torture. Lumen helps Dexter identify the 4 men who held her hostage and their powerful leader, Jordan Chase (Jonny Lee Miller). The group is responsible for the rape and torture of 12 women, all of whom resemble Lumen. The nature of Dexter and Lumen’s partnership brings them very close together.

Deb (Jennifer Carpenter) and Quinn (Desmond Harrington) try to keep it casual but their relationship is getting closer. She struts her fine, fit figure in underwear after they do some undercover frisking.  Those cop cans will have you slakin your bacon!

49 - My Bad - 09/26/2010

Dexter (Michael C. Hall) has killed Arthur Mitchell (John Lithgow), but it was too late. When he returns home, he finds Rita (Julie Benz) dead in the bath, murdered by Trinity earlier that day. Dexter also finds their son Harrison sitting in the blood-splattered bathroom, exactly like Dexter did after his mother’s death. Dexter’s clinical reaction to Rita’s death leads Quinn (Desmond Harrington) to believe he might be involved. Dexter’s guilt over not being able to protect his family grows each day, and he pulls away from everyone else in his life. He confesses to Rita’s coffin that he is a serial killer, which seems to give him some peace about her death.

Deb (Jennifer Carpenter) and Quinn go to Dexter’s house to clean up the crime scene and end up banging on the kitchen floor. Deb striping down to her skivvies will have you assaulting your deadly weapon!

45 - Hungry Man - 11/22/2009

Dexter (Michael C. Hall) plans to secretly attend two Thanksgivings, one with Rita (Julie Benz) and the other with Arthur Mitchell (John Lithgow). Up first at Arthur’s house, Dexter discovers that the family that seems happy on the outside is really hiding years of control and abuse. Trinity rules with an iron fist, keeping his daughter locked in her room and beating his wife and son. After Trinity breaks his son’s finger and almost chokes him, Dexter takes action to kill Trinity but is confusingly stopped by his family.

Christine (Courtney Ford) makes comments to Deb (Jennifer Carpenter) about seeing someone you love die, which Deb later realizes that only someone who saw Lundy’s death would know about.  Over at Christine’s apartment she hears a knock at the door. She opens it to reveal Trinity who she greets with “Hi Dad”.

Columnudist Christine is working all angles in the shower with Quinn. Her pendulums will make your sword feel mighty!

44 - Road Kill - 11/15/2009

Dexter (Michael C. Hall) makes excuses at work to take a road trip with Trinity (John Lithgow) to a Four Walls build site in Tampa. Since she is now too personally involved in the Trinity case, Debra (Jennifer Carpenter) is removed from the investigation.  Trinity takes a detour to show Dexter the house where he grew up and tell him the story of his family’s death. He is clearly coming unhinged as he barges into his childhood home, now occupied by an unrelated couple. Dexter sees that Trinity’s happy family man façade indeed has some cracks.

Deb continues to work on the Trinity case on her own time despite being officially removed from it. As she studies gunshot evidence from her and Lundy’s wounds, she discovers the shooter would have to be much shorter than Trinity. Trinity may not have been the one who fired the shots.

Deb runs her theory by Forensics Expert Masuka (C.S. Lee) by taking off her shirt to show him her gunshot wound and her nubile niblets in a bra. That’s an all points bulletin you’ll want to investigate!

42 - If I Had a Hammer - 11/01/2009

On his own time, Dexter (Michael C. Hall) goes undercover at Trinity/Arthur Mitchell’s (John Lithgow) church and charity group. He helps build a house for Mitchell's Four Walls charity, and is surprised to watch him openly use the hammer that he killed his last victim with. Turns out Trinity always kills three people in a row because he is reliving the deaths of his own sister, mother, and father. Dexter's new friendship helps him get close to the killer, but he is really interested in understanding how he manages to balance his family life.

LaGuerta (Lauren Vélez) and Batista (David Zayas) disclose their relationship to the police force. This immediately backfires when they are separated to different departments to avoid a conflict of interest.

Crack reporter Christine (Courtney Ford) lounges in her bra, on the sofa with Quinn (Desmond Harrington), then straddles him to show her cute panty clad booty. Exposé with Christine always leads to Sexposé!

41 - Dirty Harry - 10/25/2009

Deb (Jennifer Carpenter) is in the hospital and Lundy is dead, the result of the Trinity Killer (John Lithgow). He knew Lundy was close to catching him and took him out first. Killing Trinity is now a personal matter for Dexter (Michael C. Hall); he can’t let him get away with hurting his sister. Dexter uses Lundy’s research to find the site of Trinity’s final murder and sees him take out his third victim, a father with two kids. He follows him home and is shocked to discover that Trinity has a family. He seems to be balancing a happy family with his serial killer urges and making it work, the formula that is eluding Dexter.

Rita (Julie Benz) finds out that Dexter still has his own apartment, making her suspicious he is having an affair.

Christine (Courtney Ford) exposes heaving hooters while getting some whistle blowing downtown from Quinn (Desmond Harrington).  Those headliners are front page news!

39 - Blinded By the Light - 10/11/2009

A vandal in Dexter’s (Michael C. Hall) neighborhood has the community on watch and is making it hard for Dexter to sneak out at night.

The Trinity Killer (John Lithgow) takes out his second victim, forcing a woman to jump to her death.  Dexter admires his ability to keep his identity secret for decades while leaving his victims out in the open. 

Debra’s (Jennifer Carpenter) feelings for Lundy (Keith Carradine) have her pulling away from Anton (David Ramsey), as she makes excuses not to see him. No relationship problems for LaGuerta (Lauren Vélez) and Batista (David Zayas), who sneak off to do the nasty every chance they get.

Quinn’s (Desmond Harrington) relationship with reporter Christine (Courtney Ford) has moved from one night stand to pillow talk. He spills his guts as she gives him a topless massage, seemingly forgetting she is reporting on the case. Those marvelous mams will have you spilling it too!

37 - Living The Dream - 09/27/2009

Dexter (Michael C. Hall) is trying to adjust to his new life as a husband, father, and serial killer but the lack of sleep is starting to take its toll on him. There’s a new killer in town, dubbed the “Trinity Killer” by the cops because he always kills his victims in sets of three. The cycle is always a young girl murdered in the bath, a women pushed off a building, then a man beaten to death.

Lisa Bell (Kelly Huddleston) shows her bubbles in the bath...unfortunately the Trinity Killer (John Lithgow) murders her shortly after.  The real crime would be to cover those floatation devices!

Special Agent Lundy (Keith Carradine) returns to Miami to help solve the Trinity case, which throws a wrench in Deb’s (Jennifer Carpenter) relationship with her new boyfriend Anton (David Ramsey).

Dexter finally finds some time to take care of business when he kills boxer Benito Gomez (Gino Aquino), who has been taking his violence outside of the ring. A call from Rita (Julie Benz) rushes the kill, and Dexter’s sleep deprivation gets the better of him, as he crashes his car on the way home.

25 - Our Father - 09/28/2008

Dexter’s (Michael C. Hall) life seems to have settled down, but drama is never far away when you are a secret serial killer. His latest mark is drug dealer Fred "Freebo" Bowman (Mike Erwin), but when he goes to Freebo’s house to investigate, he is attacked by a stranger. Dexter stabs him in self defense and later finds out the man was the brother of District Attorney Miguel Prado.

A new detective, Joey Quinn (Desmond Harrington), transfers to the station, and he’s already being investigated by internal affairs. Detective Batista (David Zayas) gets promoted to sergeant.

The best part of Dexter’s new life is enjoying the pre-maritals with girlfriend Rita (Julie Benz). Rita gets raunchy riding Dexter, revealing side boobs and superior seat meat. All that pumping will make you a splatter expert too!

24 - The British Invasion - 12/16/2007

Lila’s (Jaime Murray) obsession with Dexter (Michael C. Hall) grows as he pulls away from her insanity. Using his stolen GPS, she tracks Dexter to the cabin in the woods and discovers the caged Doakes (Erik King). Instead of releasing him, she turns on the gas and the stove and leaves just before the cabin explodes. Meanwhile, the FBI is tracking Doakes' rental car to the cabin, and when they arrive they find Doakes dead body along with remains of Dexter’s latest victim. The circle is complete, and the police close the case with Doakes as the Bay Harbor Butcher.

Rita (Julie Benz) and Dexter finally get some make up mounting at her place. Quick flash of Rita’s left baby feeder before her kids burst in and ruin it for everyone.

Jealous Lila kidnaps Astor (Christina Robinson) and Cody (Preston Bailey) to lure Dexter to her apartment. Once he is inside she lights the place on fire and locks them inside. Dexter escapes with the kids as Lila get on a plane to Paris.

Sometime later at Lila’s new apartment in Paris, Dexter sneaks up behind her and kills his last link to the case. RIP Lila, in loving mammary.

22 - There's Something About Harry - 12/02/2007

Dexter (Michael C. Hall) is keeping Doakes (Erik King) locked in a cage since he discovered that Dexter is the Bay Harbor Butcher. Meanwhile he is planting evidence to make it look like Doakes himself is the Butcher.  Doakes taunts Dexter with the knowledge that Harry (James Remar) committed suicide, making Dexter wonder if he was the reason for Harry's depression.

Deb (Jennifer Carpenter) and Special Agent Frank Lundy (Keith Carradine) argue over whether their relationship will be over once the case ends and he has to leave town again.

Lila (Jaime Murray) continues her revenge plotting by helping Angel (David Zayas) decorate his apartment before seducing him. Lila drops her top and the sight of her perfect pink tips are enough to convince him to do whatever she wants.  After they have rough sex Lila takes rohypnol in the bathroom to try and frame Angel. If Lila’s funbags are wrong, Mr. Skin doesn’t want to be right!

19 - That Night, A Forest Grew - 11/11/2007

Dexter (Michael C. Hall) sends a crazy 32-page manifesto from the Bay City Butcher to a newspaper in an attempt to lead the police on a wild goose chase. Sgt. Doakes (Erik King) suspects Dexter but has nothing but his gut feeling to prove it. 

Dexter is still banging Lila (Jaime Murray), who bares both Bonnie and Clyde while telling him how to do her. Afterwards nudey beauty Lila gets a post workout snack in Dexter’s kitchen, where she gets busted by a surprised Debra (Jennifer Carpenter). Deb tells Dexter that Lila is a skank, but all we hear is spank. Catfight!

Dexter provokes Doakes into attacking him, which gets Doakes suspended but is only a temporary solution.

Dexter continues to see Rita (Julie Benz) because her kids want him around and he feels truly happy with their little family back together. Envious Lila breaks up family fun time by setting her place on fire. But that apartment is not all that’s smoking, as Rita later flashes a panty covered crotch shot in bed with Dex.

Lila’s creamy cantaloupes take top prize in tonight’s Spank Material Championship and Rita brings up the rear with a fantastic flash of her panty clad can.

18 - Dex, Lies, and Videotape - 11/04/2007

The search is on for the Bay Harbor Butcher but none of the clues seem to implicate Dexter (Michael C. Hall).  After learning that his biological mother was having an affair with his foster father, Dexter wonders about the implications of Harry (James Remar) adopting him after his mother’s death. Rita’s suspicious mother, Gail Brandon (JoBeth Williams), has come to visit and seems to immediately dislike Dexter.

Dexter deals with copycat killer Ken Olson (Silas Weir Mitchell), who wants to be just like the Bay Harbor Butcher. He kills him at the scene of Olsen’s last crime. No need to worry about DNA evidence that way, since Dexter was there earlier with the police team.

Rita (Julie Benz) finds out from an answering machine message that Dexter took a secret road trip with Lila and didn’t tell her. Rita dumps Dexter, who falls into Lila's waiting arms.  Bad girl Lila (Jaime Murray) bares her right rib cushion while cowboying up on Dexter. That’ll put the giddy up and go in your pants!

17 - The Dark Defender - 10/28/2007

Rita (Julie Benz) is fed up with Dexter (Michael C. Hall) sneaking around and suspects him of doing drugs like her ex Paul. Rather than fess up to his real secrets, Dexter confirms he is an addict and starts attending a 12-step. He meets his sexy sponsor Lila (Jaime Murray), who is fascinated by Dexter’s dark side.

Dexter learns one of the men who killed his mother is still alive and living in Florida. With Lila’s encouragement Dexter takes her on a road trip to confront the man. As Dexter calls his sweetie Rita, naughty Lila gives him a show by stripping down for a shower without closing the bathroom door.  The British beauty brings out the teacups and crumpets while getting wet in the shower. The water’s not the only thing spraying!

Dexter meets his mother’s killer, Santos Jimenez (Tony Amendola), at the bar he owns. Dexter loses control and almost kills him on the spot, which would break his rules and leave much more evidence than his normal clean kill room setup. Lila talks him down from the murder by calling him.

Dexter finds out that his mother, Laura Moser (Sage Kirkpatrick), was a police skinformant and was having an affair with his foster father Harry (James Remar). Lila gives up more of the good stuff by lounging around in a see through tank top. The British (and everyone else) are coming!

13 - It's Alive! - 09/30/2007

Dexter (Michael C. Hall) is having a hard time murdering anyone new after killing his brother Brian/Rudy (Christian Camargo), aka the ice truck killer. Sergeant Doakes (Erik King) is wondering about Dexter’s involvement in the case and just suspicious of Dexter in general. He spends all his free time watching and following Dexter, so Dexter is unable to kill anyone.

A new case involving gang killings has Dexter thinking that he can get back his murderous mojo. But when he ties up the responsible party, “Little Chino” (Matthew Willig), he doesn’t do a good enough job and Chino is able to escape.

Deb (Jennifer Carpenter) visits Dexter at home to reveal some shocking news- a boating team has discovered Dexter’s underwater graveyard. A newscast shows bags of body parts that Dexter dumped being pulled out of the water.

All this stress is building up and Dexter is having trouble in the bedroom with Rita (Julie Benz). She tries to tempt him by baring her back crack and rack.  That hindsight is a perfect 20/20!

10 - Seeing Red - 12/03/2006

All the blood from the Ice Truck Killer’s victims is finally put to use when it is splattered all over a hotel room. Dexter (Michael C. Hall) shows up to the crime scene and immediately faints as the room triggers the memory of his mother’s death.

Paul (Mark Pellegrino) files assault charges against Rita (Julie Benz) for her baseball bat whack and threatens to take full custody of their kids. Angel (David Zayas) may have a lead to the real killer when he finds a prostitute with a prosthetic hand whose fingernails are painted exactly the same as the Ice Truck Killer’s first victim.

Dexter takes care of the Paul problem once and for all, not by killing him, but knocking him out and injecting him with heroin. Paul goes back to jail permanently on the 3 strikes law, and Rita, unaware of Dexter’s involvement, is overjoyed.

Debra (Jennifer Carpenter) and Rudy (Christian Camargo) fight after he seems more interested in getting close to Dexter than to her. Deb’s top is so loose that when she leans over we almost get a glimpse at her body of evidence. That’ll get your police baton out for a beating!

9 - Father Knows Best - 11/26/2006

Harry (James Remar), Dexter’s foster dad, had always told him that both his biological parents were dead. So it’s a surprise when he gets a letter that his father, Joe, has recently died and left his house to Dexter (Michael C. Hall). Dexter, Rita (Julie Benz), Deb (Jennifer Carpenter), and Rudy (Christian Camargo) travel to the house to clean it for sale with everyone still unaware the Rudy is the Ice Truck Killer. Joe’s death seems suspicious but the local coroner has declared it a heart attack. As the group packs up to leave, Joe’s elderly neighbor sees Rudy alone and recognizes him, implying he was there when Joe died.

Paul (Mark Pellegrino) shows up on Rita’s doorstep in the middle of the night and forces his way into the house. Rita tricks him into thinking she wants to go to bed with him, but when he is taking off his shirt she hits him over the head with a baseball bat.

Delicious dainty Debra relaxes in bed after sex with the Ice Truck Killer/Rudy. She shows a glimpse of her doughnuts, unfortunately covered by pasties. That body will have you brushing up on your penal code!

8 - Shrink Wrap - 11/19/2006

Dexter (Michael C. Hall) is investigating the suicides of several powerful women in Miami. The only connection between the women is that they shared the same psychiatrist- Dr. Emmett Meridian (Tony Goldwyn). The latest victim is Suzanne Lanza (Vanessa Gayle) and as the team investigates the scene we see her bloody bazongas, nude in the tub. Appreciation for those perky pokers will live forever!

Neil Perry (Sam Witwer) is still in custody for the Ice Truck murders, but the cops are having a hard time connecting him to any physical evidence in the case. Debra (Jennifer Carpenter) talks to her new boyfriend Rudy (Christian Camargo) on the phone as unbeknownst to her he cuts up another victim. The Ice Truck Killer was closer than anyone imagined.

Dexter kills Dr. Meridian after hidden video cameras in the Dr.’s office show he encouraged the suicides by suddenly stopping the ladies antidepressant prescriptions and suggesting suicide. 

Newly confident Rita (Julie Benz) breaks out the boobs and buns in bed with Dexter but he has other things on his mind.  The only thing on Mr. Skin’s mind is that sweet Rita teata!

7 - Circle of Friends - 11/12/2006

Paul (Mark Pellegrino) refuses to sign divorce papers for Rita (Julie Benz) and terrifies her by picking their kids up from school with no warning.  Dexter (Michael C. Hall) contemplates getting rid of Paul permanently.

Deb (Jennifer Carpenter) and Angel Batista (David Zayas) check up on a possible ice truck suspect, Neil Perry (Sam Witwer). He sees them coming and fires some shots before escaping in his car. Inside his trailer, they find both newspaper clippings following the ice truck murders and the decomposed corpse of his mother.

Tracking his cell phone leads to a cheap motel where he is a regular, Deb and Angel burst into his room and find a prostitute (Darcy Fowers) tied spread eagled to the bed. Those shiny spandex panties make a killer first impression! The 5-0 lie in wait, and when Neil returns they get their man.

Afterwards Deb goes to visit Tony (Brad William Henke) in the hospital as he is fitted for a prosthetic leg. Rudy Cooper (Christian Camargo), the doctor who made the fake leg, asks Debra out on a date which she happily accepts.

Dexter gets a chance to confront Perry in the interrogation room. He has no idea who Dexter is, confirming that they’ve captured the wrong man.

No nudity in this episode but Darcy Fowers keeps it sexy with some S&M gone wrong.

6 - Return to Sender - 11/05/2006

Dexter (Michael C. Hall) has a nightmare that his latest victim, Valerie Castillo (Valerie Dillman), is back from the dead. Thankfully she is still as nude as he left her. Any dream about those cute cha-chas is bound to be wet!

The dream gets all too real when Valerie’s body is discovered, somehow returned to the crime scene that Dexter meticulously cleaned up. We get another long look at Valerie’s bare bean bags as the team scans the scene for clues.  The Ice Truck Killer seems to be testing Dexter by retrieving the body.  Worse yet, there may be a witness to his crime- a boy found hiding in the Castillo’s junkyard.

Rita’s (Julie Benz) abusive ex-husband Paul (Mark Pellegrino) is released from jail and immediately starts making trouble by inviting himself to Astor’s (Christina Robinson) birthday party. Rita’s kids, Astor and Cody (Preston Bailey), both start acting up as the stress from their father’s appearance begins to affect them. Rita finally gathers her courage and reminds Paul that she still has a restraining order against him.

Dexter thwarts the police by placing Jorge Castillo’s fingerprints on a knife with his wife’s blood, effectively framing him for her murder. The child, who was a possible witness, turns out to have seen nothing.

Breast of show: Valerie Dillman’s perky pair rising from the dead will have your pants rising too!

5 - Love American Style - 10/29/2006

Dexter (Michael C. Hall) takes a break from hunting the ice truck killer to help out Rita’s coworker Yelina (Monique Gabriela Curnen), whose fiancé is missing. Complications ensue when Dexter discovers that the man who illegally smuggled Yelina’s fiancé into the country, Jorge Castillo (Jose Zuniga), has been killing the passengers who do not pay an extra fee upon arrival.

Dexter is having a hard time connecting with Rita, so when he captures the human traffickers Jorge and Valerie (Valerie Dillman) Castillo, he gets some relationship advice before sending them to sleep with the fishes.

Deb (Jennifer Carpenter) is grilling injured security guard Tony (Brad William Henke) trying to get any information she can about the ice truck killer. As a reward for working with her through his trauma, she brings by her friend, Shanda (Lizette Carrion), a hooker she met during her Vice days. Boobsters are the best medicine as Shanda drops her top and climbs on Tony. Two apples a day keep the doctor away!

4 - Let's Give the Boy a Hand - 10/22/2006

It’s Halloween, and the Ice Truck Killer is still on the loose. His latest clue is the severed hand of a security guard who was working where the last victim was dumped.

Rita (Julie Benz) is bringing the candy when she shows up at Dexter’s(Michael C. Hall)  in a Lara Croft costume. She shows sweet bikini biscuits as she gives Dexter a heartfelt hummer. Tomb raider Rita will have you reaching for your joystick!

The killer continues to leave pieces of the guard, Tony Tucci (Brad William Henke), around various places where Dexter has happy childhood memories. This eventually leads Dexter to an abandoned hospital, where he finds Tucci alive but begging for death. Dexter resists his urge to kill the innocent man and instead calls Deb (Jennifer Carpenter) to take credit for the discovery.

Julie Benz dressed as Lara Croft will put you in the mood for exploring caves!

1 - Dexter - 10/01/2006

Forensic expert Dexter Morgan (Michael C. Hall) is leading a double life, working for the Miami Police Department during the day and moonlighting as a serial killer. Fortunately, he only kills bad guys. Dexter learned his standards and rules for killing from the world’s most understanding foster father, Harry Morgan (James Remar), who noticed young Dexter’s psycho killer tendencies and developed his twisted system as a coping mechanism.

 Dexter works hard to maintain the semblance of a normal life, working with his cop sister Debra Morgan (Jennifer Carpenter), and dating single mother Rita Bennet (Julie Benz). Shy Rita is attempting to come out of her shell, and she starts by showing Dexter her nippley nuggets in a negligee.

 Another serial killer is on the hunt, one who dismembers his victims but leaves no blood. His latest victim is slightly frozen, which lead Dexter to theorize the killer is using an ice truck to transport the bodies. This is later confirmed when Dexter follows a ice truck only to have a decapitated head thrown at his car. The killer gets away, but Dexter returns home to find a disassembled Barbie doll in his freezer. Could this be an invitation to play?

 No nudity in this episode but Julie Benz’s cold nips in a nightie are sure to get you hot!