Debra Messing Nude

Tits the season to turn (on) to Satan.

Follow the McMestophelian trail of McBeardo as he conjures up a stroker’s dozen of the most scorchingly occult-themed flesh-flicks to ever destroy pants and reap souls.

Get the supernatural skinny on diabolical diversions that include Nude for Satan, Satan's Cheerleaders, Satan's Schools for Sluts, and To the Devil, a Daughter.

Also read a bunch of berserk boob-butt-and-bush hoo-hah along the way, bolstered by more Nekromistress t-shirt shots. Is this the week she gets nude? Click the pic to find out.

The Women May Be Packed with Femmes, But the Femme-on-Femme Frottage Remains on the Cutting-Room Floor

The remake of George Cukor's 1939 classic The Women hits theaters tomorrow, and the chick flick seems to have a bit of promise even to those with dicks. The cast is entirely made up of women—there's not a hunky suitor or gay decorator best friend to be seen in the entire flick. Plus, the movie is packed with sexy stars like Eva Mendes, Debra Messing, and Meg Ryan. But costar Jada Pinkett Smith revealed that this clothed-funbag-packed film could have given men a reason to pack theaters—if only director Diane English has listened to Jada and left in a scene where her lesbian character sexes up Eva Mendes! Next time, Jada, don't let some out-of-touch filmmaker let you keep your lezzie leanings under wraps; make you own movie and fill it with wall-to-wall lap-licking lesbos!