Will We Ever Know If We Saw Amy Schumer's Bush Or Not?
It looks like it’s once again time for us to have a healthy, fun, and meaningful debate. Our topic this time is whether or not Amy Schumer posted a picture of her bush on Instagram or it’s just a trick of the light.
My first thought is this is just a trick of the light. The way she is turned and holding her phone, is casting a double shadow on her nether regions, giving us the illusion of bush. Also, this is on Instagram and it’s still up so that means no one has reported it (or not enough people have reported) and we all know that Instagram is super strict about nudity. Yet, I must admit I have a little bit of doubt. It could be the shadow of her bush. I don’t know, maybe I want it to be her bush. Honestly, this one is one of the tougher questions to answer. Also, anyone know what Amy Schumer’s back tattoo is or says? Or is that not a tattoo and just another shadow.
I don’t know if we are going to be able to find the answer. Perhaps Amy Schumer will appear on some talk show and someone will ask her about it and we’ll finally get an answer. Then again, maybe this will go down as one of the greatest unsolved mysteries of our lifetime.
