Jonesin for a rock and roll chick who can outdrink you, outfight you, but still sexually excite you? The dangerous Danielle Jones is your woman! The busty blonde babe with a pair of pierced perky pillows that'll put some lead in your pencil hails from Texas, home of the famed chainsaw massacre, so it might not be all that shocking to know she has almost exclusively worked in the world of indie horror. Danielle got her start as Monica, the girl you want to play seven minutes in heaven with, although you'd be lucky to last three Mississippi's getting to play with those titties, in Closet Space (2008), before giving us all sorts of dirty thoughts in Psychic Experiment (2010), Backroad (2012) and Imago (2013). But our pick for her best film role was when Danielle made her Nude-Comer debut in 2019's Pickaxe. In the slasher about a bunch of teens who revive the spirit of a former mass murderer, Danielle proudly displays those orbs as a man rails her against a tree. She must be an amateur arborist. Know what was sore? Our wrists. Unfortunately, that was the last movie Danielle ever made, although there are some rumblings on the horror message boards that a Pickaxe sequel may be on its way. If there is, hopefully she shows her double bubbles again. Maybe even a little more, if that's not too much to axe. After all, Danielle Jones is a flaxen fox with big, pierced boobies, killer tats, and is the kind of punk rock that has you spewing spunk from your cock. What more could you ask for in a slasher-flick siren?
