Cowgirls & FemAliens

What do cowgirls and fem-aliens have in common? Let's see. You won't be desperate any longer after watching Salma Hayek in Desperado (1995) bare her big girls. Would you do it with an alien? Even if the alien sex would kill you? There are worse ways to die than by Natasha Henstridge in Species (1995). Corest-pushed tits from Salma Hayek in Bandidas (2006). Tiny panties from an astro-nut-pleaser named Sigourney Weaver in Alien (1979). Jenny Wright in Young Guns II (1990) says you can kiss her ass while riding out of town on a horse, sadly not our horse cock. Jane Fonda in Barbarella (1968) undresses in zero gravity for maximum pleasure. Boobs and bush from Paula Malcomson in Deadwood (2004) before she shoots someone before he can even get wood. Sunny Mabrey in Species III (2004) keeps the seductive alien alive and nude. Someones is talking to Sarah B. Lund's tits in Deadwood (2004). We can think of a better way to use those hooters. Traci Lords in Not of This Earth (1988) is the best case yet for sexy life outside of our universe. Anne Hathaway in Brokeback Mountain (2005) gets to ride her cowboy. One kiss from Mathilda May in Lifeforce (1985) is deadly, but considering you get to see her three Bs it's worth it. Drew Barrymore in Bad Girls (1994) shows her bad girls. Helena Mattsson in Species: The Awakening (2007) is born, fully formed and fully nude. Isabelle Huppert in Heaven's Gate (1980) shows her backdoor beauty. It's better than playing cowboys and indians.