Christina Cardan Nude

You’d have to be digging through the bottom shelf of vintage 1980s movie cheese to be familiar with the filmography of Christina Cardan, but there are some boner-fide bra-busters scattered throughout her scant resumé. Right off the bat, Chrissy was thinking with her boobs, because her first film was the “chicks in chains” epic known as Chained Heat (1983). Following that, Christina was Spectator #3 in The Zero Boys (1986) and Helga in the promisingly titled Terminal Exposure (1987). And speaking of exposure, Chris got plenty of that in her final film, 1988’s girl-laden Glitch!, in which she played someone called Non SAG Girl. And if you’ve actually SEEN Glitch!, you can absolutely attest that she’s a non-sag sweetie!