Christina Aguilera Nude

The Dirigible Dozen: Up, Up, and Away in (and out of) Their Bountiful Brassieres . . .

The Adventures of Balloon Boy all over the news this week got Mr. Skin thinking of some famous funbags that have been hyper-amplified to the point(s) that it’s a wonder how the women to which they’re attached don’t take flight.

While we here at Mr. Skin prefer the female anatomy all natural—as well as au naturel—the prevalence of plastic surgery in show business means that accepting augmented appendages is just another aspect of being a celebrity skin devotee.

So if you’re going to pump up the mams, starlets, why not expand those glands to the point of impossible exaggeration? The following enormously implanted ingenudes make two huge cases at a time that while Hollywood hills are great, towering Tinseltown Himalayas have their place as well.


1. CHRISTINA AGUILERA
Pre-Liftoff: After a shared stint as the 1990s Mousekateers on MMC, Christina competed with Britney Spears to become our preeminent pop tart of the turn (on) of the century. While Brit went into crack-up mode, Christina opted for a multi-cup increase up front, lending more credence to those who always maintained that, to begin with, she always had the more powerful lungs of the pair.

Upward, Ho!: Christina’s early music videos and Rolling Stone covers showcase a rail-thin chanteuse who could barely dent a training bra. Come the new millennium, Xtina astoundingly emerged as a triple-D diva.

Top(less) Gravity-Defying Moment: Diary (2002)
At the height of her sexified phase while pushing the album Stripped and its hit single “Dirrty”, Christina did, in fact, strip on this MTV documentary series. Strategically placed strands of hair covered her nipple rings—most of the time. Eagle-eyed tit technicians at the Mr. Skin Labs caught Christina’s historic flesh flash and have preserved it for posterity.

See the rest of the list after the jump.

Mother's Day is right around the corner, and I've got some MILFs to praise!

First-Time Nude Scenes of Mr. Skin’s First 10 Years Hit a Hot High as Jessica Biel Peels and Reveals in Powder Blue

MrSkin.com celebrates its 10th Anniversary in 2009.

So let’s take a look back at the ingenudes who dared to bare for the first time in each year since we began fast-forwarding to the good parts.

2009
Jessica Biel Nude in Powder Blue

Jessica Biel, stripper? Yes, in the upcoming drama Powder Blue. But unlike Jessica Alba in Sin City and Lindsay Lohan in I Know Who Killed Me, does Jessica Biel actually strip nude in Powder Blue? The naked truth: fuck, yes!

(1:08) Jessica Biel puffs a cigarette, struts on-stage at a strip club, dances with wild sexual abandon, rips off her top to expose her nude boobs, and then douses her naked nipples with wax from a lit candle.

(1:24) We get another look at nude Jessica Biel’s large breasts as she does a dude in bed, followed by a fantastic shot of her famous bubble butt. Jessica Biel’s naked tits and ass are the celebrity nudity debut of the decade.

To see Mr Skin's next nine celebrity nudity debuts of the decade, join us after the jump.

Somebody Paz the Kleenex!

After her recent exposure in Purple magazine and onscreen lesbian antics with Saffron Burrows in The Guitar and Juliana Balestin in a photoshoot, combined with her appearance on the made-for-French TV porno series X Femmes, Paz de la Huerta has established herself as one to watch.

Now Paz watchers are rewarded with yet another glimpse of the New Yorker’s naked knockers and nookie in French Playboy.

Read more after the jump.