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We Love Chrissy Teigen More Because She Overshares

There isn’t much that someone could say that would make me do a double take. I guess most of my buddies are people who share just about everything. And to be honest, I’ve been known to share too many details every now and again. So, I think that Chrissy Teigen and I would be pretty great friends because she has no problem telling stories that involve her butthole.  

It would seem that Chrissy Teigen can open up about anything to anyone at anytime. While we don’t know how the conversation started, she ended up sharing a wonderful story about her, her husband, and her butthole to Us Weekly:  

“John and I had a double date, and we were joking around, and I go, ‘John’s never seen my butthole.’ And John says, ‘Are you kidding? Every time anyone does anything doggy style, you see a butthole. I see it every time.’ I was like, ‘We are never doing it doggy style again,’” Teigen revealed to the magazine.  

Now, as much as I hate to assume, my guess is the double date was with two proctologists. That’s the only way I can rationalize such a conversation on a double dates. Then again, haven’t we all been on a double date where buttholes were brought up? However it got to this conversation and however Chrissy Teigen found a way to bring it up again, I have to admit it makes me happy. Not just because Chrissy Teigen is hot, but knowing that she will talk about anything makes me feel better for never shutting up when I should.