THE MOST ANTICIPATED AWAITED INAUGURATION DAY IN MODERN TIMES! Celebrity Sleuth Swears on a Stacked Bible That His NEW and NUDE WEBSITE Will Be One for the Ages!
Celebrity Sleuth, legendary creator of Celebrity Sleuth magazine, has always served as a true skin-spiration to Mr Skin.
And so now we welcome the world-renowned Sherlock Holmes of Hollywood Heat online, as he launches his first-ever Official Website, CelebritySleuth.com.
You can now see every page of each of Celebrity Sleuth magazine’s amazing 155 issues online (totaling more than 15,000 pages in all), in addition to regular updates on sexy Hollywood news and the rarest and barest celebrity nudes from Sleuth himself!
For this special inaugural occasion, Sleuth composed a letter to Skin outlining his platform for CelebritySleuth.com in promoting hope, change, and progress online in the pursuit of exposing Tinseltown TA.
Get the skinny on this historic meeting of the (dirty) minds below.
To Mr Skin:
Hey Skin! Since you’ve generously called me your “Skinspiration,” and your head writer has dubbed yours truly “the Origin of our Species,” I thought you might like to know that I have finally “evolved” from the printed page to the cyber age!
Yes, my friend, we are today launching the first ever Official CELEBRITY SLEUTH web sitewhich allows fans new, old and futureto see EVERY page of the previous 155 issues of Celebrity Sleuth magazine (over 15,000 pages in all) in sharp, readable detail (most are now out of print, and not otherwise obtainable)!
Plus, you’ll see the “Rarest Barest” nude celebrity “finds” from my unparalleled Collection as I open the “Vault” to titillating treasures that have long remained hidden!
In addition, I’ve put online some 500,000 images from my Sleuth investigative files, and will personally write several blog entries a week in the inimitable CS style and depth.
Members will be able to ask me questions directly, rate each aspect and actress, and retain their favorite issues, pages and images on their private, instantly accessibly “My Sleuth’ page!
Basically, I am baring my soul and the famous flesh of the freshest female foxes!!
All the facts (but none of the figures) are graphically depicted below. Hopefully, you and I can “link up” online (in the purest sense!) to, um, spread the Word! I, Celebrity Sleuth, do solemnly swear ..."
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To Celebrity Sleuth:
You were the first to uncover Hollywood's naked truth on the page, and my mind reels to imagine what you'll turn up (and on) via the Skinternet -- I mean, Internet.
Breast of luck with CelebritySleuth.com and in all your skin-deavors.
Skincerely,
Mr Skin
Celebrity Sleuth, legendary creator of Celebrity Sleuth magazine, has always served as a true skin-spiration to Mr Skin.
And so now we welcome the world-renowned Sherlock Holmes of Hollywood Heat online, as he launches his first-ever Official Website, CelebritySleuth.com.
You can now see every page of each of Celebrity Sleuth magazine’s amazing 155 issues online (totaling more than 15,000 pages in all), in addition to regular updates on sexy Hollywood news and the rarest and barest celebrity nudes from Sleuth himself!
For this special inaugural occasion, Sleuth composed a letter to Skin outlining his platform for CelebritySleuth.com in promoting hope, change, and progress online in the pursuit of exposing Tinseltown TA.
Get the skinny on this historic meeting of the (dirty) minds below.
To Mr Skin:
Hey Skin! Since you’ve generously called me your “Skinspiration,” and your head writer has dubbed yours truly “the Origin of our Species,” I thought you might like to know that I have finally “evolved” from the printed page to the cyber age!
Yes, my friend, we are today launching the first ever Official CELEBRITY SLEUTH web sitewhich allows fans new, old and futureto see EVERY page of the previous 155 issues of Celebrity Sleuth magazine (over 15,000 pages in all) in sharp, readable detail (most are now out of print, and not otherwise obtainable)!
Plus, you’ll see the “Rarest Barest” nude celebrity “finds” from my unparalleled Collection as I open the “Vault” to titillating treasures that have long remained hidden!
In addition, I’ve put online some 500,000 images from my Sleuth investigative files, and will personally write several blog entries a week in the inimitable CS style and depth.
Members will be able to ask me questions directly, rate each aspect and actress, and retain their favorite issues, pages and images on their private, instantly accessibly “My Sleuth’ page!
Basically, I am baring my soul and the famous flesh of the freshest female foxes!!
All the facts (but none of the figures) are graphically depicted below. Hopefully, you and I can “link up” online (in the purest sense!) to, um, spread the Word! I, Celebrity Sleuth, do solemnly swear ..."
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To Celebrity Sleuth:
You were the first to uncover Hollywood's naked truth on the page, and my mind reels to imagine what you'll turn up (and on) via the Skinternet -- I mean, Internet.
Breast of luck with CelebritySleuth.com and in all your skin-deavors.
Skincerely,
Mr Skin
