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Like the rest of the world, we here at Skin Central are following the saga of noted porn star shagger and Vatican assassin numero uno Charlie Sheen, and oh what a pair of scoops we have for you! WINNING!

Back in 2007, Scottish porn babe Cathy Barry snuggled her sin cushions up to a much younger man playing herself in the British teen bangfest Skins. Cathy and her magic mountains scooped the current Sheen fever by three years with this cheeky bit of dialogue:

“Don’t you know shagging a porn star doesn’t count? ... I’m big, I’m bouncy, and I don’t count. Just ask Charlie Sheen if you don’t believe me, it’s the rules.”

Cathy, you are a goddess. We love you violently!

Check out Cathy Barry’s full topless scene and much more from Skins at MrSkin.com!