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“I can’t lie, Casey Anthony’s boobs are nice,” Every Joe {as opposed to just Morning Joe} admitted of the just acquitted six years ago this week. “I can’t hate on The Twins” (at top).
“The white female version of O.J. Simpson also appears to be in pretty good shape”—the notorious ‘not guilty’ duo is often linked (below right).
“All that time in solitary confinement seems to have done her body good.”
Can’t say the same for the jowly Juice … but it’s rumored they may face off in an upcoming TV series if the former footballer gets paroled in 3 months.
“Anthony, 31, is reportedly in talks to co-star with Simpson, 69, in a controversial new reality show,” the DailyMail reports. “He’s putting Casey on his visitor list, and is even willing to pay for her to visit.” Commented Casey in a text: “My past will remain out there. I will talk about Casey going forward. Maybe a reality show?”
Or maybe just show and sell? “Casey Anthony has settled on a $3 million deal to pose nude in Hustler,” it was first reported two weeks after her acquittal. “Last Friday, Anthony was offered $500,000 by publisher LarryFlynt to pose naked in his magazine (below left), but now her lawyer and BFF Jose Baez {does that stand for “Blown For Fees?} has negotiated a deal with Flynt that will pay Casey six times that for a full frontal spread.”
Right after the verdict, the Hustler honcho told Headline News host Nancy Grace—who was obsessed with the case—that, “I just felt that people wouldn’t want to see her with her clothes on or off. But I just recently got off a book tour where droves of men would come up to me in Philadelphia, Austin, Houston and they’d beg, ‘Why haven’t you made an offer to Casey Anthony? Why don’t you publish her pictures? Guys said, ‘She’s reallyattractive’—I’ve never seen that happen before.
“You’ve got men who say, ‘Hey, I want to see her in her birthday suit.’ So I became convinced that a good hair stylist and makeup artist could have her looking really fabulous” completely nude. One can only imagine …
And Flynt gave a hint there might be more in store: “As part of the deal,” Hustler insider Jonny Wadlow revealed, “Larry got Casey to consent to do a short XXX film with biker Jesse James. She agreed to it, and the deal was done.” Confirmed his bodacious boss on 8/1/11: “Casey Anthony is heading to Palm Springs mid-August with our photographers—and Jesse James.”
Why him? Well, two weeks later headlines confirmed: “Casey Anthony Dating Jesse James” (below left), with the notorious ‘Tot Mom’ revealing she met the tatted TV star “when meeting with producers about a proposed new reality show. Jesse wants to sign on as a producer.” The article alleges “the two met in Beverly Hills and within two hours they were at the Beverly Wilshire hotel getting it on!”
Even though the motorcycle maven seems to lack a Monster in his Garage: “I love Jesse, but he’s horrible in bed,” said tattoo artist Kat Von D—who he dumped to date Casey. And his previous porn partner, JanineLindemulder (above right) also claimed James was to blame: “He’s barely six inches and he has no idea what to do with it.”
With tales of the original outlaw named Jesse James, you could usually take them to the bank … but not so with his namesake. The promised porn film never came about … even after celebrity sex tape titan Vivid Video had pulled out (below left). “Within hours of the verdict, Vivid chairman Steve Hirsch called up Anthony’s lawyer to offer her a job,” reported WestWord.com {the same lawyer she’d offered many ‘jobs’ to}. “’We’ve all seen the pictures of her partying and having a good time where she definitely looks hot!” Hirsch remarked.”
Yet the very next day, Steve got a reprieve: “We were ready to make an offer to Casey to star in one of our feature films,” he added to an official Vivid statement (above right). “It’s clear to me now, however, that there has been an overwhelmingly negative response to our offer and so we’ve decided to withdraw it.”
If only the unnamed father of Anthony’s child had done so …below left … or stuck to her supposed ‘specialty’:
But all was not lost for fans willing to pay the cost: “Financially strapped Casey Anthony is getting requests to consider a new plan to make money—streaming live porn images of herself from her home!” the NationalEnquirer reported in 2013. “She recently filed for bankruptcy, and with debts of $800,000 hanging over her head {still her specialty?}, the 26-year-old former jailbird has received offers to cash in on the lucrative XXX-rated Internet craze, says an adult insider. ‘Casey has anonymously contacted women who have made streaming porno their career, and they have encouraged her to go for it.”
Some sites suggest that she did—hosting videos that claim Casey went all the way …
… with a spray!
Sleuth isn’t buying it …
… but those that wish to can always purchase pornos starring Anthony’s doppelbanger, Jada Stevens (below left, alongside a recent candid of Casey).
And speaking of lookalikes, doesn’t the ‘Murder Mom’ remind you of comic Kristen Wiig?
The SNL alum wasn’t offered the lead in the 2012 Lifetime movie The Real Casey Anthony … though equally ‘alike’ unknown Holly Deveaux was (below left)—reportedly beating out Kristen Stewart, Alyssa Milano and Jennifer Love Hewitt for the part! From an earlier, obscure film (below right), it’s clear 19-year-old Holly was a dead ringer.
“A week into filming, however,” People magazine broke the story, “the role of the woman acquitted last year of murdering her 2-year-old daughter has been recast. Canadian actress Holly Deveaux has dropped out of the project {no, Casey didn’t kill her}, and been replaced by Virginia Welch, an actress who starred in several independent films and television commercials.”
When released the next year as Prosecuting Casey Anthony—starring Rob Lowe as the D.A.—reviewer Derrick Carter complained: “The only person who bears resemblance to their real-life counterpart is Virginia Welch as the manipulative monster {that’s the actress as Anthony, below left}.
Another critic noted Welch’s “stunning resemblance to the ‘true story’ character”—while the 34B-27-38 model maintained in her profile that she doesn’t shoot nudes.” But she does show skin: “I took my Granny’s advice,” Virginia smiled. “Don’t bake in the sun and always wear something with a high SPF on your face.” Sleuth would like to add his advice: “Try to stay out of arms way” (above right)!
So that pretty much brings us up to the present … with Casey having moved out of former lawyer Jose Baez’s house … to now live with her lead investigator Patrick McKenna (together below)—who served the same role for O.J. Simpson’s defense {and found the famous Fuhrman tapes}.
“The media attention and absolute conviction by the public that Casey and O.J. were guilty early on,” McKenna maintains, “without any consideration of the evidence, was so intense in both cases.”
Speaking of intense, Anthony appeared firm and focused (below left) when spied at a Palm Beach protest among 3,000 marchers this February outside Mar-a-Lago.
“Rarely seen in public,” the local TV station reported, “she declined to appear on camera, but said she is against President Trump’s policies” (in middle, above right).
That was her last sighting until recently, when her tight black catsuit conjured images of her morose moments of mothering.
“People found me guilty long before I had my day in court, but I’m OK with myself. I sleep pretty good at night.”
Yet to many, she remained a nightmare: When first considering posing for Hustler, this mean-spirited meme went viral …
… and throughout the trial she was called ‘The C Word’ {which didn’t stand for ‘Casey’}.
So it’s no wonder her recent remarks reignited the same privates passion:
Butt (inset below) like her, we can only look ahead …
… to the final chapter: “Her Top Ten ‘Killer’ Looks
