Our thoughts have already turned to beers, brats, and babes in bikinis on this SKINdependence Day eve, so let's get down to business on DVD and Blu-ray: Just in time for the 4th, Born on the Fourth of July (1989) makes its Blu-ray debut complete with the nude debut of Foxy lady Vivica A. Fox. Also making its groovy Blu-ray debut, Jane Fonda blasts off in the '60s sci-fi classic Barbarella (1968), and Barbara Hershey (or at least her body double) gets possessed by a horny hellion in The Entity (1981). And sexploitation giant Chesty Morgan shows off her gigantic 73-inch gazongas in the Blu-ray triple feature Chesty Morgan's Bosom Buddies, featuring the titanic talents of Deadly Weapons (1973), Double Agent 73 (1974), and The Immoral Three (1975).
Plus, Snoop Dogg stars as a high school senior (really) and Carla Howe provides the kind chest buds in the stoner comedy Mac Devin Go to High School (2012), nude on DVD and Blu-ray:
Patriotism expresses itself in many different guises. One loyal citizen might express his love of country by going off to war, another by protesting against the same conflict. Real-life United States Marine and Vietnam veteran Ron Kovic, presented as the hero in director Oliver Stone’s Born on the Fourth of July (1989), is both those men. Returning home paralyzed from the waist down after having performed his duty to country and kin, Kovic is confused and distraught to be confronted by public opinion virulently opposed to the cause for which he sacrificed his power to walk. Kovic endures the rigors of physical rehabilitation, retreats to a Mexican fantasy land, searches soul and conscience, and returns home once again, this time with an attitude and a mission that are a complete surprise to those comrades who had cheered his decision to ship out and fight overseas. Keep your eyes peeled for the big-screen debut of foxy Soul Food (1997) sister Vivica A. Fox and her seldom-seen fun sacks while performing as a hospital-working bedside hooker.
Mr Skin was highly fond o' Jane Fonda during her pre-revolutionary career as a '60s sex kitten. Her signature showpiece of that era, Barbarella (1968), is a sci-fi skinedelic classic that follows Jane in the title role as she saves the universe from an evil mastermind who wants to end the reign of peace and free love. Along the way she is faced with all manner of wicked challenges, including a torture device that kills by sexual ecstasy. No plain Jane, our heroine short circuits the machine with little more effort than a sweaty forehead and a pleasant moan. Barbarella boasts Fonda's fantastic form, groovy see-through clothing, death by orgasm, and, amazingly, a PG rating! Keep Star Wars, Mr. Skin would rather space out to Jane and these star whores.
Everyone thinks Barbara Hershey is repressed because of her strict religious upbringing. That’s why they 
think she’s claiming that a poltergeist is attacking her in The Entity (1981). But this movie should be called The Entry, because Barbara is repeatedly encounters the penetrating pecker of a horny ghost that has possessed her home. A TV weatherman once lost his job by remarking that women should just lie back and try to enjoy it if unfortunate enough to find themselves the victim of such brutality. But this groovy ghoul is anything but a sensitive lover. When people finally believe Barbara’s outlandish claims they try to capture the spook--maybe to give it a copy of The Joy of Sex so Barbara can lie back and enjoy it. Think that’s Barbara getting mam-handled by an invisible evil spirit at the the 1 hour, 32 minute mark? No, it’s a body double spread-eagle on the bed and showing off her hair-pie. But does that matter?
Hell hath no fury like the gargantuan breasts of a gutsy and busty woman who has been done wrong. The 
comely and courageous possessor of Deadly Weapons (1973) is Chesty Morgan, playing the super-stacked moll of a small-change crook who falls afoul of his gangster betters. The offended mobsters exercise their natural prerogative in rubbing out the offending lesser hood, but commit the indiscretion of killing him while his phone is off the hook and his chesty gal pal is listening in. Revenge is a dish best served in the smothering embrace of the grieving gal’s grand glands.
Double Agent 73 (1974) is the follow up to Deadly Weapons (1973) and again features the aptly named Chesty Morgan in an eye-popping mamnificant performance. Whereas before Chesty killed with her bazooka-sized boobs, she now plays a secret agent/assassin with a camera implanted in her jugs, which naturally gives the film ample opportunity to show off her ample treasure chest. Along the way viewers are treated to lots of Chesty's fancy camerawork and even a bitch slap with her breast if someone gets in her way. Besides Chesty's megalithic mams, famed stripper Blaze Starr provides some 
backup boobage in one scene. That's double trouble.
Three long lost sisters join forces in The Immoral Three (1975). Sandy (Sandra Kay), Nancy (Michele Marie), and Ginny (Cindy Boudreau) are brought together for the first time after their mother is murdered, and they discover that she was a super sexy secret spy. She leaves them a fabulous mansion and a million bucks each, on the condition that they avenge her death within one year. The sexy sisters set out on the hunt for the killer, but they still have plenty of time for some DD diversions.The plot is a loose setting for a string of sexy appearances from its soft-core starlets and Cindy begins the fun by getting fully nude 5-minutes in. Sandra joins in on the action by baring moist mams and muff at 21-minutes in during a sisterly skinny-dip and Michele trots out her TA at the 1-hour 17-minute mark. Thrice as nice!
Snoop Dogg stars as a high school senior who has been held back 15 times in the stoner comedy Mac Devin Go to High School (2012). Devin (Wiz Khalifa) is the valedictorian of his high school with a scholarship to 
Princeton, but all he wants to do is get high with his buddy Mac (Snoop Dogg). Devin’s beautiful girlfriend wants him to succeed as well, but he's got to let his weed flag fly, and dedicates his commencement speech to the joys of recreational drugs. But don’t worry, everything doesn’t go up in smoke. Buxom babe Teairra Mari shows up in a bursting bra at the 33-mintue mark, but if you really want to get skintoxicated check out the (literally) smokin' back crack on Tiffany Anne Hughes 40-mintues in. Plus Carla Howe breaks out her chest buds 47-minutes in during a happy ending bump-and-grind. That’ll get your bong bubblin’!
C U Next Tuesday, Skin fans, for all the newest and nudest releases on DVD and Blu-ray right here at MrSkin.com!
