Season 2 Episode 12 - To the Lost - 12/11/2011

Season 2 Episode 10 - Georgia Peaches - 11/27/2011

Nucky’s (Steve Buscemi) Irish whiskey shipment arrives and begins to flood Atlantic City at bargain prices. Jimmy’s (Michael Pitt) tentative control over the city is slipping, as the black workers continue to strike and Nucky’s cheap whiskey is in demand. Jimmy tries to negotiate with strike leader Chalky (Michael Kenneth Williams) but is unable to meet his terms. Margaret (Kelly Macdonald) visits Emily (Lucy Gallina) in the hospital and learns that she will live but be crippled forever.

Jimmy is still refusing to pay his debt to Manny Horvitz (William Forsythe) but sends Mickey Doyle (Paul Sparks) to pay him with extra liquor instead of cash. Manny decides a pound of flesh would be better and goes to Jimmy’s house to teach him a lesson. He grabs Angela (Aleksa Palladino) and waits for Jimmy to come out the bathroom. When the door opens, Manny shoots and we get two surprises- it’s Louise and she’s naked! We get a quick look at Louise’s targets before she hits the floor, courtesy of Manny's pistol. Jimmy has already left town, so Angela is shot as well. Hey Louise, say hello to my little friend!

Season 2 Episode 9 - Battle of the Century - 11/20/2011

Nucky (Steve Buscemi) and Owen (Charlie Cox) arrive in Ireland, ostensibly to bury Nucky’s father Ethan. They meet up with Irish politician McGarrigle (Ted Rooney) and show him what’s really in the coffin they brought along- Tommy guns. They want to go right to the source and trade the guns for a steady supply of Irish whiskey.

Back in Atlantic City, Clifford Lathrop (Curt Bouril) discusses Nucky’s case while lying in bed with his boss Esther Randolph (Julianne Nicholson). Clifford saw Ethan being buried in America, casting suspicion on Nucky’s excuse for his trip. We get a brief glance at Esther’s ample peaks as she stands up; with her as a boss, there's no need to ask for a raise!

Meanwhile, Emily’s (Lucy Gallina) sickness is getting worse and soon she is unable to move her legs, so the doctor has her quarantined at the hospital so her can test for polio. And Chaulky (Michael Kenneth Williams) initiates his plan to create chaos in Atlantic City by instigating a black workers’ strike.

McGarrigle tells Nucky the trade is off because Ireland has reached a truce with England and no longer needs the guns. As Nucky prepares to depart, he gets the news that McGarrigle has been assassinated and the deal is back on with IRA leader Bill Nielan.

Season 2 Episode 8 - Two Boats and a Lifeguard - 11/13/2011

Ethan Thompson (Tom Aldredge) has a heart attack after Eli (Shea Whigham) is delivered a subpoena. Angela (Aleksa Palladino) is disenchanted after overhearing Jimmy (Michael Pitt) discuss the assassination attempt on Nucky. She soon finds a distraction in a date with her new friend Louise. The pleasing pair ends the evening with some spit swapping.

Nucky (Steve Buscemi) acts hard after hearing about his father’s death, but when he is alone at the funeral home he breaks down and cries.

Top bosses Nucky, Torrio (Greg Antonacci), and Rothstein (Michael Stuhlbarg) have a meeting and realize that their underlings have been plotting against them. Over at the Commodore’s (Dabney Coleman), Nucky says his father’s death has changed things, and he is giving up control of the city. As Jimmy and his compatriots celebrate their apparent victory, Nucky makes plans to travel with Owen (Charlie Cox) to Ireland.

No nudity in this episode but Aleska Palladino does bring back that lusty lesbo magic.

Season 2 Episode 7 - Peg of Old - 11/06/2011

Van Alden’s wife, Rose (Enid Graham), refuses to see him. Nucky’s (Steve Buscemi) rivals decide the only way to gain his power is to have him killed, so Al Capone (Stephen Graham) hires a hit man to take Nucky out. Jimmy (Michael Pitt) is unsure about the hit on Nucky but Gillian (Gretchen Mol) advises him to stay strong.

Gillian has other things on her mind since she has secretly started seeing Lucky Luciano (Vincent Piazza) again. Gillian lets Lucky see her blinker as they argue loyalties in the bedroom. Gillian’s left bullet will make you bring out your Tommy gun!

Assistant US Attorney Esther Randolph (Julianne Nicholson) comes into town to prosecute Nucky and immediately makes waves with Van Alden. Desperate to get back to her old life, Lucy goes to Nucky with her baby. Knowing the value of leverage over a prohibition agent, Lucy tells Nucky that Van Alden is the father. After calling Van Alden to his office, Nucky tells him that he will be his eyes and ears in the Bureau of Prohibition. Van Alden returns home to find that Lucy left their baby with a neighbor and moved out.  The hit man hired by Capone shoots at Nucky, but the bullet only goes through his hand. Prohibition Investigator Lathrop (Curt Bouril), who has been following Nucky, kills the hit man before he can take another shot.

Margaret (Kelly Macdonald) goes to Brooklyn to visit her estranged family. When she returns home, she talks to fellow Irishman Owen (Charlie Cox) about homesickness and the two end up doing a mattress jig.

Season 2 Episode 6 - The Age of Reason - 10/30/2011

Lucy (Paz de la Huerta) is at home alone when her water breaks, and her neighbors do nothing to help. While preparing Teddy (Declan McTigue) for his first confession, the priest tells Margaret (Kelly Macdonald) that she will need to confess as well, so Margaret confesses to Nucky (Steve Buscemi) that she feels guilty about the life she is living. Jimmy (Michael Pitt) continues to fill the Commodore’s shoes with Gillian’s (Gretchen Mol) backing.

To get whiskey through his opposition, Nucky convinces Kaufman (Solomon Shiv) to help him out in Philly. Philadelphia crime boss Horvitz (William Forsythe) learns about the betrayal from Jimmy and makes Kaufman confess before killing him.

Van Alden (Michael Shannon) returns home to discover that Lucy has given birth on the floor of their apartment. He leaves to get a doctor and returns to find his wife, Rose (Enid Graham), caring for Lucy. Jimmy decides that the time for old men is over and he and Lucky Luciano (Vincent Piazza) will be the new blood.

Season 2 Episode 5 - Gimrack & Bunkum - 10/23/2011

Nucky (Steve Buscemi) still has some power in Atlantic City and it’s growing stronger with the Commodore missing. With Gillian’s help, Jimmy (Michael Pitt) is trying to pick up where the Commodore left off, but the old men who favored his father aren’t so respectful of him.

Eli (Shea Whigham) comes crawling back to Nucky now that his revolt has failed, but Nucky just laughs at him. This starts a fight that is only broken up when Margaret (Kelly Macdonald) intervenes with a shotgun.  With all his plans falling apart, Eli loses his cool and kills ward boss O’Neill (William Hill) when he asks about the Commodore’s absence.

Everything ends on a high note as the nudecomer maid, Katy (Heather Lind), shows us her dusters before getting into bed with ex-IRA bodyguard Owen (Charlie Cox).  Her bombs end the show with a bang!

Season 2 Episode 4 - What Does The Bee Do? - 10/16/2011

Things are going swell for the Commodore (Dabney Coleman) as Gillian (Gretchen Mol) strips down to reveal her rack and rear. Gillian’s swinging shakers are so sexy that the Commodore suffers a stroke. Stroking is guaranteed when Gillian brings out her perky peepers!

With the Commodore out of commission, Nucky’s detractors scramble to stay on track. Meanwhile, Margaret (Kelly Macdonald) seems to be forgetting her humble origins as she orders the staff around and denies them a raise. Don’t worry Margaret, Gillian already gave us a raise!

Chalky (Michael Kenneth Williams) finally gets out of jail and looks for revenge against the men who set his warehouse on fire. Van Alden (Michael Shannon) is drawing suspicion from the FBI for handling too much confiscated cash and from his wife for never being at the boardinghouse where he supposedly lives. Nucky (Steve Buscemi) gets some help from the IRA to blow up Doyle’s warehouse, and Gillian gets some revenge on the paralyzed Commodore for abusing her when she was young.

Season 2 Episode 3 - A Dangerous Maid - 10/09/2011

Lucy (Paz de la Huerta) is not happy being hidden from the world because of her pregnancy, but who cares about that… the boobs are back! Lucy shows her mams and muff checking out her pregnant body in the mirror, then turns around to gaze at her sweet seat meat.

The Commodore (Dabney Coleman) advances his plans to take over from Nucky (Steve Buscemi) by buying up his supplies of liquor. The few suppliers still loyal to Nucky get their ships seized by the coast guard.  Nucky’s downswing continues as he gets no help from the Attorney General on his election fraud charges.

Jimmy’s (Michael Pitt) loyalty is wavering between his biological father, the Commodore, and Nucky, who has treated him as a son. Lucy contemplates suicide, but the delivery of a phonograph from Van Alden (Michael Shannon) manages to lift her spirits.

Cheer up Lucy, at least our pants are happy!

Season 2 Episode 2 - Ourselves Alone - 10/02/2011

Things keep going downhill for Nucky (Steve Buscemi) as he sits in jail with Chalky (Michael Kenneth Williams). His office is ransacked by the police, the Commodore gains the support of his ward bosses, and his own brother Eli calls to gloat about his newfound power. Jimmy (Michael Pitt) is getting in deep in New York, where he meets with Lucky Luciano (Vincent Piazza) about getting out of the booze trade and into heroin.  Chalky remains stuck in jail after Nucky is bailed out, but his influence is still strong as the other prisoners defer to him. Nucky still has one friend left, though, as Margaret (Kelly Macdonald) reveals she hid the ledgers and cash from his office before the police could get to them.

Nothing to see in this episode.

Season 2 Episode 1 - 21 - 09/25/2011

It looks like Margaret’s dead husband’s abuse left a mark on the kids when Teddy (Rory McTigue) gets in trouble for being a pyro at school. Nucky (Steve Buscemi) is left trying to play two sides after the KKK burns down Chalky’s warehouse. Both groups represent voters that he needs to keep happy.  What would make everyone happier is more bared boobage!

Van Alden’s wife comes for a visit, but after she leaves he goes to see the pregnant Lucy (Paz de la Huerta), who he has been paying off.  Nucky’s luck finally runs out as the Commodore (Dabney Coleman), Eli (Shea Whigham), and Jimmy (Michael Pitt) conspire against him, and Torrio in Chicago finds a new bootlegger. The worst blow is dealt as Nucky is arrested in his office for election fraud.

No nudity in this episode.

Season 1 Episode 12 - A Return to Normalcy - 12/05/2010

At a meeting of Prohibition agents Van Alden (Michael Shannon) announces his resignation and states that Sebso’s death in the line of duty was from a heart attack. Everyone is rallying to get votes, and Nucky (Steve Buscemi) has Margaret (Kelly Macdonald) to bring in the women’s votes and Chalky (Michael Kenneth Williams) to bring in the black votes. The Commodore (Dabney Coleman) learns from Jimmy (Michael Pitt) that he is sick because his maid has been poisoning him. A sympathetic Nucky lets her leave the city since he knows of the Commodore’s cruelty.

Reconciliation is in the air as Angela (Aleksa Palladino) and Jimmy decide to work things out. Margaret and Nucky are reunited when she learns the tragic circumstances of his son’s death and his wife’s subsequent suicide. Rothstein comes to Nucky for help avoiding indictment and they bury the hatchet for a payment of one million dollars.

Van Alden decides to leave Atlantic City and work with his uncle in the feed business, but the move is interrupted by Lucy’s announcement that she is pregnant.

Hopefully the next episode will show Paz de la Huerta’s bodacious baby bottles.

Season 1 Episode 11 - Paris Green - 11/28/2010

Nucky (Steve Buscemi) is getting closer to Margaret (Kelly Macdonald) and spending the rest of his time entertaining politicians. Jimmy (Michael Pitt) gets a call from Gillian (Gretchen Mol) that his father, the Commodore, is dying.  In New York, Rothstein (Michael Stuhlbarg) learns he may have to testify to the grand jury in Chicago about his part in fixing the World Series.

Muff diving duo Angela (Aleksa Palladino) and Mary (Lisa Joyce) make plans to sail to Paris, taking Angela’s son Tommy with them. These ladies would have any ship at full mast!

Gillian reveals that it was Nucky who set her up with the Commodore and that she was 13 at the time. Margaret confronts Nucky about his part in her husband’s death and he storms off. Everyone moves out, with Margaret leaving her mistress apartment and Mary ditching Angela and going to Paris with her husband. Jimmy finds out from a note that Angela was planning to leave him. Van Alden finally loses control and drowns Sebso for helping Nucky.

Season 1 Episode 10 - The Emerald City - 11/21/2010

The 19^th Amendment passes, giving women the right to vote. Nucky (Steve Buscemi) and Margaret (Kelly Macdonald) celebrate with champagne; trying to put an innocent face on his plans, Nucky pushes Margaret to speak on behalf of his political friends to the League of Women Voters.

Champagne corks aren’t the only things popping, because the nudity is back in this episode! Angela (Aleksa Palladino) brings out her bon-bons while waxing the kitchen table with her husband Jimmy (Michael Pitt). That wood needed a good polishing!

With Val Alden’s (Michael Shannon) case and reputation falling apart, he drowns his sorrows at a speakeasy, where he meets down-on-her-luck Lucy (Paz de la Huerta). Back at his place, Lucy shows off her biscuit and beans while saddling up for a ride on creepy FBI guy Van Alden. Those are some Secret Services worth paying taxes for!

Mary (Lisa Joyce) tries to convince Angela to run away with her to Paris and leave Jimmy. Chalky (Michael Kenneth Williams) helps Nucky out by getting rid of the D’Alessio brothers but lets Lansky (Anatol Yusef) live so he can tell Rothstein who’s in control.

The skin is back! Paz de la Heurta always delivers the full enchilada!

Season 1 Episode 9 - Belle Femme - 11/14/2010

All is not well in Atlantic City. While Eli (Shea Whigham) is recovering from his gunshot wound, rumors about corruption in the sheriff’s office are swirling. Margaret (Kelly Macdonald) realizes how much her life has changed when her previous employer at the dress shop asks her to sway Nucky into decreasing the shop’s payoff money. Jimmy (Michael Pitt) comes back into town with solider pal Harrow and immediately gets assigned to bump off the D’Alessio brothers, Nucky’s rivals. Meanwhile, New York boss Rothstein (Michael Stuhlbarg) is plotting with the D’Alessios and Doyle (Paul Sparks) to get rid of Nucky and take over his business.

Angela (Aleksa Palladino) and Jimmy are reunited, which cuts off her steamy she-bop with her lover Mary. The honeymoon doesn’t last too long, though, because Van Alden (Michael Shannon) quickly arrests Jimmy for his role in the heist. Margaret is getting used to the finer things, using her newfound power with Nucky to score an expensive dress.

Sebso (Erik Weiner), Van Alden’s right hand man, drives the heist witness to New York but stops midway to shoot him in head. Turns out Nucky had an inside man in the FBI all along. The episode ends with a botched assassination attempt on Nucky by the D’Alessio brothers, in which an innocent woman gets shot.

No nudity this time but some sexy lesbo lip locking makes life a little easier.

Season 1 Episode 8 - Hold Me In Paradise - 11/07/2010

At the Republican Convention in Chicago, everyone wants Nucky (Steve Buscemi) to stand behind their presidential candidate. Back in Atlantic City, out-of-control Lucy (Paz de la Huerta) is trying to spend all of Nucky’s money, which earns her a slap from Margaret (Kelly Macdonald). These cat fights are best broken up with a spray from the hose!

Jimmy’s carpet-banger wife Angela (Aleksa Palladino) is having a hard time with money, since Van Alden (Michael Shannon) has been intercepting all of Jimmy’s letters to her.

Eli (Shea Whigham) goes to pick up money at Lolly Steinman’s casino, only to be shot in the stomach as the robbery is taking place. Knowing that he needs someone loyal by his side, Nucky asks Jimmy (Michael Pitt) to come back to Atlantic City. Nucky backs Harding for president and develops ties with Harding’s girlfriend to secure his control.

No nudity to speak of in this episode.

Season 1 Episode 7 - Home - 10/31/2010

Having suffered a leg injury in the war, Jimmy (Michael Pitt) goes to see a doctor, were he meets fellow soldier Harrow (Jack Huston). Nucky’s elderly father Ethan (Tom Aldredge) falls and breaks a leg, prompting Eli (Shea Whigham) to take him while Nucky (Steve Buscemi) suggests an old folks’ home.

Lucky convinces disgraced distiller Doyle to rob Lolly Steinman’s casino with a big cut going to boss Rothstein in New York.

The FBI finally gets a break in the whiskey heist case when bit player Winslow gives up Jimmy and Al's names in exchange for a lighter sentence.

The truth comes out about the real reason Jimmy’s wife Angela (Aleksa Palladino) stayed behind- she’s in a secret lesbo relationship with Mary (Lisa Joyce)! With her husband out of town, they get in bed to skindulge in some succulent sapphic shagging.

Nucky gets to show his softer side to Margaret (Kelly Macdonald) by confessing his father’s cruelty to him as a child. Jimmy’s revenge against the man who cut Pearl is completed with a little help from Harrow and a rifle across the street.

Touring his father’s old house, Nucky runs into belligerent and abusive Ethan, prompting Nucky to pour turpentine on the floor and burn the whole place down.

The episode ends with a fire, but the hottest parts by far are from lady lovers Aleksa Palladino and Lisa Joyce grindin’ gazongas!

Season 1 Episode 6 - Family Limitation - 10/24/2010

To make up for the lack of nudity in last week’s episode, Boardwalk Empire brings out the big guns this week. Lioness Lucy (Paz de la Huerta) shows full frontal as she scratches Nucky (Steve Buscemi) to mark her territory.  She can show us her pussy cat anytime!

To avoid getting pregnant by Nucky, Margaret (Kelly Macdonald) gets some family planning advice to use Lysol. Jimmy (Michael Pitt) and Al Capone’s (Steven Graham) hot tempers are making it hard for them to work together.

Lucky lives up to his name as he gives Gillian (Gretchen Mol) the love gun. Seeing Gillian’s perky pink peaches as she gets it doggy style will have you howling!

Then things get all Fatal Attraction as Lucy spreads her legs to show Margaret her bearded clam. Margaret finally shows her twin peaks while changing, but tit’s unfortunately the work of a body double.

New York boss Rothstein tells Lucky that the broad he’s been banging is Jimmy’s mother, not his wife. After accepting Nucky’s offer to move to a nicer area, Margaret realizes she’s been relocated to “mistress’s row” where all the gangsters’ side pieces live.

To get revenge for Pearl’s death and take out his competition, Jimmy and Al Capone shoot up Sheridan and his gang.

Nucky gives Margaret the cold shoulder to get his butter churned by a prostitute with sweet milk cans, and Van Alden’s (Michael Shannon) obsession with Margaret is starting to get freaky!

Season 1 Episode 5 - Nights in Ballygran - 10/17/2010

Nucky (Steve Buscemi) rejects the advances of Margaret (Kelly Macdonald), who bakes him some bread. Jimmy (Michael Pitt) comforts Pearl (Emily Meade) after her face is slashed for associating with him. Margaret still believes Nucky is on the up and up suggests to the Temperance League that they go to him to stop the flow of alcohol. She soon finds out that he is not especially interested in shutting  down the river of booze flowing through Atlantic City.

Pearl is told that without her beautiful face she has no worth, and she shoots herself while Jimmy is out of the room. Eli (Shea Whigham) is jealous that Nucky has all the power and prestige in Atlantic City, and wants more respect. Van Alden destroys barrels of beer brought in for St Patrick’s Day, and Nucky finally stops pussy footing around and lays the first base mack on Margaret. 

No nudity this week but we know they will bring tit in the next episode.

Season 1 Episode 4 - Anastasia - 10/10/2010

Jimmy (Michael Pitt) is staying in Chicago with an increasingly dangerous Al Capone (Steven Graham), while Lucky Luciano (Vincent Piazza) is on Jimmy’s trail for his part in the whiskey heist. Working girl Pearl (Emily Meade) flaunts some puffy peaks in bed with Jimmy, and Lucky gets extra lucky when he see Jimmy’s mom Gillian (Gretchen Mol) dance topless onstage. When Gillian shows off her spotlights, pants give her a standing ovation!

Whiskey supplier Chalky (Michael Kenneth Williams) continues the search for the man who killed his driver. He suspects the KKK, doesn’t know it was his rival Doyle that’s trying to bring him down. Nucky only has eyes for Margaret at his birthday party, even when a nearly nude Lucy (Paz de la Huerta) pops out of a birthday cake for him. Party girl Lucy will have you putting icing all over her cupcakes!

Breast of show: Gretchen Mol topless on stage will make you bring out your mono log!

Season 1 Episode 3 - Broadway Limited - 10/03/2010

Simon, the only witness to the heist, is still alive and Nucky (Steve Buscemi) wants him out of the picture.  Eli (Shea Whigham) tries to bump him off, but is interrupted by Van Alden (Michael Shannon).  Van Alden takes Simon to New York City, but because of some rough treatment on the way he ends up dead. His last words are about a man named Jimmy (Michael Pitt).

Margaret (Kelly Macdonald) gets a job at a dress shop, thanks to her admirer Nucky. Nucky is expanding profits by having distiller Chalky (Michael Kenneth Williams) dilute the whisky. Lucy (Paz de la Huerta) is expanding pants by making Margaret undress her to try on lingerie. Lascivious Lucy gives us full, banging breasts, buns, and bush while shimmying into and out of see-through panties.

Jimmy gets fingered for the heist and has to leave town. Mr. Skin wishes that his fingers would stay where they belong…in that lezzie lingerie scene earlier. Jimmy heads to Chicago, but his wife has other plans and stays behind.

Paz de la Huerta’s ample assets will have you jonesin' for some de la Squerta!

Season 1 Episode 2 - The Ivory Tower - 09/26/2010

Agent Van Alden (Michael Shannon) is on the case trying

Season 1 Episode 1 - Boardwalk Empire - 09/19/2010

Boardwalk Empire starts out heavy, with whiskey runners being robbed after falling for the old “dead guy in the road” routine. Then we’re off to the Women’s Temperance League, where 'Nucky' Thompson (Steve Buscemi) is giving an inspirational speech at an anti-alcohol rally. The next speech he gives is in the back of a nightclub to the mayor and other leaders discussing how to keep the city wet during prohibition. Mr. Skin likes it wet too!

At an illegal distillery, hidden underneath a funeral home, we get frontal from a girl in the morgue keeping the cold slab hot by showing full funbags and furburger.

Nelson Van Alden (Michael Shannon), a senior Prohibition enforcement agent, keeps tabs as Nucky meets with various gangsters from New York and Chicago. Nucky’s making deals to spread the booze around.

Later, in bed, Nucky’s girlfriend Lucy (Paz de la Huerta) shows her rib bumpers as she rides him reverse cowgirl. After she dismounts we see her grand glutemou and slim trim. Those are some canyons worth yodeling into!

Jimmy (Michael Pitt), the driver who’s looking to move up, set up the robbery to gain favor with Nucky.  Jimmy and young Al Capone (Steven Graham) accidentally shoot up the whiskey buyers.

Paz del la Huerta takes the cake in this one. Her jiggling jugs will have your whiskey straight up!