There are epic, fantastic films and there are some that are not so great. That happens! They can't all be winners. That being said, some movies are so bad that they are good. Those are the films that have you laughing at their foibles and screaming "what is happening?!" at the TV (in a fun way).
I personally love "bad" movies. I love them so much that I think there should be an AFI Top 100 list of the best worst movies of all time. I've noticed that some "bad" movies have great nudity. If a movie has great nudity, is it still "bad"? That's a question you can ask yourself as we go through these five "bad" movies with great nude scenes.
Jade (1995)
This movie is SPICY. It also has a 13% on Rotten Tomatoes, so you know you are in for a doozy. William Friedkin directed this 90s erotic thriller starring Linda Fiorentino as a woman who lives in San Francisco who is roped into a brutal murder investigation. We have the opportunity to investigate her breasts and buns in four nude scenes. She uses a body double to show bush in some scenes.
Hell Comes to Frogtown (1988)
Campy sci-fi is a favorite for lovers of bad movies, so that's where Hell Comes to Frog Town comes in. This plot is wild! We are in a post-apocalyptic future where the human race is endangered due to infertility and the rise of a mutant race that roams the Earth. Roddy Piper plays Sam Hell who is trying to find and save the last of the fertile women being held captive by...a mutant frog guy.
Sandahl Bergman stars as a hot lady in lingerie and "geeky" glasses. Cec Verrell is fertile and horny! So much so that the naked babe demands to see Roddy's rod. Well, okay then! Better give the lady what she wants.
I Know Who Killed Me (2007)
Lindsay Lohan. Stripper polls. Mystery. What could go wrong? Kind of everything in this Chris Siverston film. In this confusing thriller, Lindsay Lohan plays a stripper and aspiring writer who disappears. When she reappears she is bruised and battered, but she can't remember what happened to her. The puzzle gets pieced together in a crazy way, but we get plenty of proof that Lindsay knows her way around a pole. There is even a big nip slip during one of her stripteases!
Tough Guys Don't Dance (1987)
Some of you might argue with me about this movie adaptation directed by Norman Mailer, but it was a 39% on Rotten Tomatoes, so I'm standing my ground on this one. The basic plot is crazy: a writer and an ex-con wake up from a bender to find blood in his car and a woman's severed head in his weed stash. Talk about a buzzkill. That's just the beginning. Things unravel from there as we meet a cast of kooky characters filled with secrets and shady pasts. It's a wild one.
That said, the film has three skintastic nude scenes. Both Katrina Marshall and Debra Sandlund go topless, so at least that much makes sense!
The Room (2003)
If there was a top 100 list of best worst movies of all time, I think The Room would be #1. The Room is the Citizen Kane of bad movies. Every choice is just so fascinating because all of it feels wrong, but director/writer/star Tommy Wiseau is confident in every choice the movie makes. It's Tommy's world and we are all just living in it.
That being said, Tommy has an eye for a Hitchcock-esque blonde beauty. That beauty is Juliette Danielle who made her nude debut with three sex scenes in the movie. You can watch one of three long nude scenes here:
