More details of the upcoming boob/blood bath Piranha 3DD have been released, and like fish hypnotized by a shiny, shiny lure, we're biting here at Skin Central. Last week it was revealed that the film will take place in a wet n' wild waterpark, and now we've received a character list describing the carnivorous chumps' main adversaries. Start assembling your fantasy cast now:
MADDY: Piranha 3DD's equivalent of Piranha 3D's Elisabeth Shue. Maddy is a smart marine biology student home for the summer to help her redneck dad run the waterpark. She's not very popular with the locals, probably because she's smart. Maddy is also the first to discover the piranhas in the waterpark, because she's- once again- smart. Boob factor (scale of 1-10): 3
ASHLEY: The queen bitch and loosest slot in the Piranha 3DD casino. In one scene, she handcuffs her man for some playtime in a van; when the van begins to move and ends up in the water, she leaves him behind to drown because she can't find the keys. Boob Factor: 11
SHELBY: Ashley's demure sister and a wannabe tart. She tricks a local boy into deflowering her in a scene almost certain to come right before their fishy demise. Boob Factor: 8
There will be some male characters in Piranha 3DD too, like Maddy's dorky friend and the sleazy local sheriff, but their boob factors are zero, so who cares? We'll be looking at the bikini babes losing their tops on the Raging Rapids- the rest is just fish food.
Stay tuned to the Mr. Skin blog for more Piranha 3DD updates as they unfold!
Assemble Your Fantasy Cast with the Piranha 3DD Character List
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