She'd probably be pissed if she heard us say this (she's a professional attention-seeker, you see), but we had never heard of Micaela Schafer until she showed up at the Men in Black 3 premiere dressed in several dozen yards of what looked like VHS tape...and nothing else.

As it turns out, Micaela is basically the German equivalent of a Kim Kardashian (ok, more like a CoCo or an Adrianne Curry), a reality-show staple who spends her time between TV appearances getting her picture taken in as little as possible.

Most recently Micaela was spotted showing off her faux funbags on the German version of I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here! (above), but she's also been making quite a splash with her bizarre, barely-there red carpet ensembles. Good thing she's got the body to back them up:













And did we mention she's a DJ? Of course she is.

Reality stars- whether we love 'em, hate 'em or love to hate 'em, we just can't look away. See your favorite fame whores in the buff with our Reality TV Stars Nude playlist right here at MrSkin.com!