Undead? Not our flesh after watching these zombie movie hotties raise more than the dead. They want brains and we want boobs. See? We're all happy.
Punks not dead as Linnea Quigley in The Return of the Living Dead (1985) does a tombstone striptease sure to make you want to play with her punk rocks (and her pussy and butt). Half-zombie and all woman, Melinda Clarke in Return of the Living Dead Part III (1993) is a forbidden treat. A montage of lingerie and tits as the living enjoy the bounty of an abandoned mall before the zombies arrive and do some mauling. Topless dancing before the undead storm with Dawne Furey in Land of the Dead (2005). A bloody Jenna Jameson in Zombie Strippers (2008) struts her ample stuff on stage and shows that even the living dead ain't lifeless. You'll be happy too when Auretta Gay in Zombie (1979) takes a topless dive in the ocean for a partial skinny-dip that's totally sexy. Tits are on the registry when Tracy Coogan in Zombie Honeymoon (2004) gets romantic. Before Rita Jenrette in Zombie Island Massacre (1984) gets to the dirty stuff she cleans off nude in the shower. Fully nude and muff-tacular Gilda Arancio in Zombie Lake (1980) is a sight for dead eyes. Nice tits as Martina Bottesch in Zombie Nation (2004) makes us patriotic. Those guys who try to subdue a topless zombie Naomi Vondell in Zombie Night (2003) aren't brave, they're horny.
Now that wasn’t so scary...