Wish You Were Here

The British Independent Television series Wish You Were Here is a travelogue show that’s gone everywhere from Aruba to Zanzibar to Uranus. Hosted by Todd Scott, the program is geared towards promoting travel and providing useful tips for tourists and while it doesn’t do as much bikini-chasing as Wild On . . ., it does have a mega-babe co-host. Stunning UK-born blonde Gail Porter was a natural choice for hosting a travel show, since she ditched her Accountancy exams for a day off at the beach. Good choice, Gail! Why crunch numbers when you can frolic in a bikini? We have it from trusted sources that her left nipple is pierced, and can’t help but wonder what other bits of metal she might be smuggling in various and sundry places. Gorgeous Gail hasn’t given up the goods just yet, but Skin, like hope, (and a fake boob) springs eternal.