Wild Things: Diamonds in the Rough (2005)

Any man who has a basic understanding and thorough appreciation of breasts knows that some good things are meant to be milked again and again, which is why it should come as no surprise that the Wild Things franchise squeezed out a third flick in the franchise with Wild Things: Diamonds in the Rough (2005). When Marie's (Sarah Laine) mom dies and leaves her a pair of diamonds worth millions, her stepdad Jay (Brad Johnson) steps forward to claim that he should actually get them. Ends up, he's in all sorts of illegal debt and needs the money but still has more legal power than a high school girl. Naturally, that pisses Marie off, but not as much as when he meets her hot piece of assmate classmate Elena (Sandra McCoy) at Marie's swim meet and invites her to Marie's 18th birthday bash. But when Jay and Elena sneak off for some alone time and turn the party into a fornication fiesta, Elena goes to the cops looking to charge him with slipping her a roofie and not taking no for an answer. When the head of forensics (Ron Melendez) confirms her story, it looks like Jay is screwed. But Detective Michael Morrison (Linden Ashby) doesn't think things are so simple, and he's going to get to the bottom of it if he has to investigate every topless hottie Florida has to offer! The Wild Things movies are well known for their twisty plots and big titty thots, and this one's no different. Sandra McCoy was unfortunately, not the real McCoy in her nude scenes, though. Rumor has it she took a full fifty percent pay cut to use a body double for the movie's big threesome scene, which had Sarah D'Laine following suit in faking her birthday suit. That's rough. Wish we could give credit to whoever really has those incredible tits! They had our thing going wild! But not all the cans in this one are Cubic Zirconia, some are the real deal. Dina Meyer might have been too big a star to ever do more than bikini stuff, but a real nice set belong to Nikki Griffin, who feels no shame letting an old dude watch her and her boyfriend make out in an outdoor shower, even though she doesn't have a shirt on. That's wild! Mr. Skin would award those tits the highest number of carots! Your dick will be hard as a diamond watching Wild Things: Diamond in the Rough!