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Whack-it Bracket, Best Boobs; The Sexy 16

Tits, jugs, boobs, chesticles, sweater puppies, balloons, oingo-boingos, milk sacks, call them what you like, by any name their where it's at. It's hard to choose which breast is the best breast between Salma Hayek and Karine Plantadit-Bageot in Frida (2002), so can't we like them both and just be hard? Erica Campbell in Erica Campbell: Busty Nude Model of the Year (2007), and who are we to argue? We're too busy masturbating! Two pairs when they're Jennifer Connelly and Debra Cole in The Hot Spot (1990) beats all hands, so we'll just beat off with ours. Kelly Preston in Mischief (1985) is more like Mams Chief! Right? Okay, first Jessica Biel in Powder Blue (2009) is smoking while pole-dancing. That's a good start. Then come the boobs. Yes, we're following. And, finally, she tops off those tops with melting candle wax. Oops. Now we have to take a break and clean up our mess. Jamie Lee Curtis in Trading Places (1983) is an investment that gives good return. To cleanse the pants, why not a taste of the spicy rack that is Penélope Cruz in Broken Embraces (2009). Speaking of hot tamales, there's Diora Baird in Hot Tamale (2006). Anne Hathaway in Love and Other Drugs (2010) is intoxicating. Christina Lindberg in Exposed (1971) will have you spilling your love beads all over her hippie-sacks. We'd love to fuck Betsy Russell in Private School (1983) and the horse she rode in on, but we're just kinky like that. These girls all deserve the booby prize.

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