Vier Meerjungfrauen (2006) is a German TV movie. It’s a comedy that features mermaids, who were scary creatures in mythology. They lured sailors to the rocks and made them sink their ships and die in the deep and cold depths of the sea. But today’s mermaids are a decidedly different breed. They live to arouse and tease, yes, but not kill, unless you’re talking about sperm, in which case they’re stone-cold killers. Mavie Hörbiger is dressed as one of these mythical sea creatures. A cute blonde with a pixie haircut and shells over her tits and a tail where her ass and pussy should be, she’s more a looker than someone to fuck but that’s okay. We’re looking and fucking our hand.