Woody Allen’s Golden Globe-winning romantic comedy Vicky Cristina Barcelona (2008) was the subject of a lot of buzz in 2008, much of it stemming from a rumored lesbian love scene between Scarlett Johansson and Penélope Cruz. Although that scene turned out to be too dark, too short, too non-nude, and generally a case of much ado about nothing, the film still did well with critics and audiences. The plot centers on the tit-ular twosome of practical and committed Vicky (Rebecca Hall) and impulsive and newly single Cristina (Scarlett Johansson), a pair of friends studying in Barcelona. They soon meet a charming and successful artist named Juan Antonio (Javier Bardem), and Cristina ends up in a ménage-à-trois with him and his ex-wife, María Elena (Penelope Cruz). There’s no skin, but we do get to see Penélope in her bra and her quick girl-girl kiss with Scarlett. Hey Allen, where’s our woody?