Una Vita lungo un giorno (1973) is one of those sick Italian crime dramas that blows minds and wads. In it, a sailor returns from the sea and, after being away from the female landscape, understandably flips for the curvaceous form of Swiss cheesecake Ewa Aulin. Audiences share his carnal interests after he spies on the topless blonde about to take a shower. Trouble is Ewa has some heart condition that will kill her unless she undergoes an expensive surgical procedure. That’s where a millionaire comes in and offers the seaman big bucks if he plays as his prey and escapes getting killed for a full day. But who’s playing whom in this most dangerous game? Who cares, as long as Ewa’s trophies are mounted!