To the Wonder (2013)

With perplexing auteur Terrence Malick behind the wheel, movie goers are encouraged to buckle up for some head-scratching twists in To the Wonder (2012). Luckily, most of the curves belong to the film’s fabulous actresses! The romantic drama begins when an American in Paris named Neil (Ben Affleck) falls for Marina (Olga Kurylenko), a Ukrainian single mother. After sharing a vacation to France’s Mont Saint-Michel, the two decide to get hitched and move to Oklahoma. Art imitates life since Malick took his second wife Michèle Morette to Oklahoma after meeting her in Paris. And like Neil and Marina, Terrence and Michèle began to drift apart in the United States. Neil reconnects with his childhood friend Jane (Rachel McAdams) while Marina becomes involved with fellow foreigner (and Catholic priest) Father Quintana (Javier Bardem). Fast-forward To The Wonder-ful wobblers on Rachel’s chest at the 49-minute mark. No wonder the flesh-flashing flick won the SIGNIS Award at the Venice Film Festival. Obviously, the skinternational community admires the McApples on Ms. McAdams — almost as much as Olga’s orb! Yes, after an hour and eight minutes, audiences are treated to a view of her right boob (as if there’s such a thing as a wrong boob). The movie also includes Romina Mondello, Charles Baker, and Ms. Kurylenko’s bikini body. If that’s not hot enough, the hottie reveals her bare butt! We’d applaud her behind if our hands weren’t already engaged below. Suffice it to say, To The Wonder is rated R due to Olga’s wonderful rump!