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Play-Mate of the Apes (2002)

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How do you cash in on a box office hit when you don’t have the rights for its sequel? In the case of Timothy Burton’s remake of Planet of the Apes (2001), you make the video Play-Mate of the Apes (2002). Set in the future, Zachary Snygg’s sexy spoof kicks into action when a spaceship catapults onto a planet where apes have evolved into the dominant species. Of course, this is no ordinary spaceship — it’s captained by Commander Gaylor (Misty Mundae, also known as Erin Brown) and her comely crew Lt. Fornication (Sharon Engert) and Lt. Pushkintucushkin (Anoushka). After their crash-landing, the intrepid explorers do what any science-minded and hot-bodied humans would: they engage in lesbian sex, repeatedly! The alluring astronauts even get the lady natives (who, according to the apes, have no souls) to join in on the fun. In other words, when the spacewomen are imprisoned, Gaylor uses her charms to seduce her captor Doctor Cornholeous (Debbie Rochon), the human savage Uvula (Darian Caine) and the Barbarian Queen (Shelby Taylor). Indeed, you’ll feel wood when sweet, petite brunette Misty takes a licking from shapely blonde Shelby in the woods. The dyke-namic act reveals Ms. Mundae’s bare breasts and Ms. Taylor’s full frontal nudity. If that’s not erotic enough, we also get to see her butt! The movie also includes the boobs and pubes on Ms. Engert and Anoushka as they get Sapphically graphic. This is one pic where you won’t hear the line, “Take your stinking paws off me!”