Tidelands (2018)

Your trousers will be rising with the tide while watching Tidelands (2018). Australia’s fantasy series takes place in a sleepy village where Cal McTeer (Charlotte Best) returns home after being imprisoned for a decade. Upon arrival, the ex-convict finds that the people in her town are 50% siren, 50% human — and 100% sexy! As Cal uncovers secrets about the weird residents, we discover hot women shedding their threads. For starters, Adrielle Cuthbert (Elsa Pataky) flashes her flesh when having sex. Even when she’s clothed, she makes sure her pokies are protruding. If that’s not arousing enough, Ms. Pataky displays her naked T&A when swimming with Violca Roux (Madeleine Madden). Not to be upstaged, the latter babe gives us a cameltoe fashion show thanks to her tight bathing suit. In addition to touting her cleavage, Laura Maney (Annabelle Stephenson) exposes her side boob as she undresses. Did we mention that the Siren Mother (Lisa Seiffert) appears topless? Unfortunately, her bare bod is obscured by rays from the sun that blur the camera lens. Conversely, the screen is darkish when Leandra (Jet Tranter) moves below the water sans swimsuit. But at least we can clearly see her when she and Somoche (Bianca Saul) share a sapphic smoochie! Of course, the character goes both ways ’cause we see Ms. Saul’s nude boobs when she rides a guy to ecstasy! Breast of all is Ms. Best who repeatedly reveals her ravishing rack and panties. Check out Charlotte’s bare chest in the bed, bath, and beyond!